#valyrianking

[enjolradical]

yes hello my name is maddie and i'm a huge dork who distracts people from doing their homework in the middle of the night by creating a fictional universe about aro platonic married fictional characters (and i'm also a huge sweetie who's super super super kind and so funny) (and I have wonderful headcanons) (i'm a just a fantastic person okay)

wow lesley you're sO MUCH NICER THAN JANE *coughs pointedly*

8/10 i am indeed a huge dork 

[enjolradical]

valyrianking replied to your audio post: “I cannot believe I actually did the

you didn't fuck up claquesous you're good

[enjolradical]

or like 'hey ferre i dropped my pen will you get it for me' 'wow no you're so much closer to it than i am' 'but ferre you're my husband'

or getting the other to go to events

'ferre I don't wanna go see that exhibit on moths again'

'but we're married you have to come'

[enjolradical]

omg now i'm thinking about aro courf and ferre being platonically married and courf demanding that ferre make him coffee in the morning bc 'we're married you have to!' and just them always using 'we're married' to justify all their lil demands. cause you always demand shit from your best friend but if you're married??? it's just such a good reason. and they would use it for everything. like 'will you buy me that book?' 'buy it yourself' 'but courf we're married'

this is incredible

'courf who said you could eat my pancakes go make your own'

'we're married these pancakes are half mine'

[the-strangest-sea]

wait but what if bahorel and feuilly are both afraid of spiders and there's one in bahorel's apartment and he traps in under a bowl and he's like FEUILY KILL IT and feuilly's like NO FUCK YOU YOUR HOUSE YOUR JOB YOU KILL IT and they end up texting enjolras like 'sos this is v important come immediately' and enj shows up and just rolls his eyes and takes it outside

squeAKS oh man they’re total nerds i love them so much

"you kill it!"

"no, you!"

"you!"

"you!"

"i’d fight you but then we’d have to get on the floor and the spider bowl is on the floor and i aM NOT GOING NEAR THAT"

[anonymous-love-mail]

oh my goodness I didn't realize someone sent you my url that's so kind. Can I say thank you to whoever did, and also thank you to whoever runs this blog for being so king and thoughtful? Like wow yeah thank you so much.

you are so welcome, sweet.  I personally don't know who submitted your URL, and it very well might have been anonymous.  But obviously multiple thought you deserved love, so you got it <3 

--WaLu

[the-strangest-sea]

my favourite headcanon is jehan zoning out for a while and everyone's like "what deep poetic thoughts about the human condition were you contemplating this time" and he's just like "nah man I was thinking about geese"

i don’t have anything to add to this oh my god it’S SO PERFECT

[the-strangest-sea]

every year les amis have an Ultimate Snowball Battle Extravaganza (title copyright Courfeyrac) and enjolras get scarily into it. like. terrifying. and everyone wants him on their team because they don't want to be agains him

he’d create a Snow Barricade (capitals are necessary) and set up a whole system like with three people making snow balls and three people constantly throwing snow balls and he’d be both throwing and shouting orders at the same time and just!!! yeah enjolras would get so into snow fights oh man