vampire!donghyuck
pairing: lee donghyuck x reader
set out: bulleted scenario
masterlist
okay, hey, hi, leggo
so its 1:38am yes v v specific
and you’re lying in bed reading fanfiction bc what else would you do
and then you have a freaking heart-attack bc your phone decides to ring
it’s an unknown number and do you’re like ‘wtf can go wrong’
“MARK, YOU GOTTA HELP ME I ATE SOMEONE-”
“DUDE I DON’T KNOW WHO MARK IS AND IT’S FUCKING EARLY BUT YOU ATE SOMEONE?!”
you’re a pretty cheerful sunshine person but it’s shit o’clock and you ain’t here for it
“WHAT? OH-OH SHIT I-IM SORRY I DIDN’T MEAN TO CALL YOU THIS LATE-”
and before you can say anything to the mystery guy, he cuts the call
you’re annoyed but you’re more concerned for the guy he ate
but with that on your mind, you roll over and go to sleep
waking up in the morning, you unlock your phone to notice a message from the same number that calls you last night
“HEYYY, I’M V V V SORRY BOUT LAST NIGHT. I DIDN’T MEAN TO CALL U. SORRY FOR WAKING U UP ):”
your eyebrows furrow at the slang used in the message but choose to text back
“DUDE IT’S FINE DON’T SWEAT NOTHING”
on the other side
mark’s like : ‘so you’re telling me you called a random girl saying you ate someone and then proceeded to hang up oNLY TO TEXT HER AGAIN’
and haechan’s like : ‘pls don’t kill me markie poo’
until his phone dings
surprise you texted him again desperate much
“NOT THAT IT’S ANY OF MY BUSINESS BUT YOU SOUNDED PRETTY STRESSED LAST NIGHT. YOU ATE SOMEONE? YOU ‘KAY BRO”
and mark’s reading from over his shoulder like : ‘lee donghyuck say goodbye to life’
but nevertheless donghyuck texts back
“WHAT, NO? I JUST NEEDED SOME HELP FROM MY FRIEND”
“MATE, I HEARD YOU SAY THAT BUT I HOPE EVERYTHINGS OKAY”
wow there’s the australian in me
the conversation ends here
until 2:03 the next morning
“HEY LIKE I KNOW YOU’RE PROBABLY ASLEEP BUT HOW DO I GET RID OF A DEAD BODY????”
to his surprise you text right back
“A DEAD BODY? DID YOU EAT IT AGAIN”
“MAYBE BUT THAT’S NOT THE POINT”
you send through screenshots of what google has to offer
and then he says “THANKS DUDE”
but you just shut your phone off
the next few weeks continue like this
him occasionally texting in tips to kill people
you had exchanged names learning his name was haechan or more formally
donghyuck
and everything is going fine
you guys are sending memes and everything
lit
ew i did not just say that
okay anywho
then one night haechan gets drunk
i know you’re thinking
“vampires can’t get drunk”
shut up linda
they can now
and you get the usual buzz from your phone, expect this time it’s continous signalling someone is calling you
you notice haechan’s name come up so you pick up the phone like
“WADDUP SUNSHINE”
and hacehan’s just mumbling bullshit, sluring his words
and you’re like ‘’this is bitch drunk as fuuuu-”
until he cuts of your train of thought
“Y/N YOU WANNA KNOW WHY I ALWAYS ASK ABOUT DEAD BODIES”
“BECAUSE YOU’RE SECRETLY STUDYING A DEGREE TO DO WITH DEAD PEOPLE??”
“NO BC I’M A VAMPIRE”
“WHAT- NO”
and then he gives you this completely random address to a street on the other side of your town
when you read it out he goes “CAN YOU COME PICK ME UP? MARK’S OUT BEING GAY AGAIN”
so you hippity hoppity in your car and drive to this street
fuck it’s sketchy
wtf donghyuck why you here bro
so you pull up in this street that’s more of an alleyway, shining your headlights into it so you can see
ad you fucking shit yourself
theirs a pile of literally dead people just scattered among the place and haechan sitting in the middle swaying like nothing is wrong
he’s got blood all over him
so you cautiously waltz up to him like “hey hey”
and he’s like “who tf are you”
“dumb bitch it’s me y/n”
and he literally gasps
“YOU’RE SO PRETTY!”
“haechan, tf did you do”
“told you i’m a vampire”
you inch closer to the bodies noticing they all have two red marks on their neck
cue your comment “holy shiiiiiiiit”
and haechan’s like “cool right”
you grab his wrist and yank him up
“we got to get you out of here”
and the whole drive back haechan’s mumbling weird things like “how did you think you’d taste”
“i don’t know donghyuck”
when you get back to your place, you rest him on your couch, going to your room to grab a few items that you bought when shopping in the mens section
he’s asleep the minute he hits the couch
“k”
the next morning he’s gone
there’s a note on the kitchen bench
“hey y/n. if u don’t know who’s writing this note u r dumb. but i’m hella soz bout last night. lil tipsy am i right? i think it’s best if i stay away from u for a while but txt me l8″
he signed his name with vampire teeth
v original
so you text him
“YOU’RE A FUCKING VAMPIRE?! THOSE THINGS EXIST?”
and he explains it all
fast forward 1 year later oops
“Y/N LOOK AT THIS MEME”
“HYUCK IK I LUV MEMES BUT I’M CONSIDERING BLOCKING YOU. THIS IS THE 19TH MEME YOU’VE SHOWED ME TODAY”
“:(((((((((”
“YOU KNOW YOU MADE ME SAD WHEN YOU DO THAT FUCK”
“Y/N”
“YES HAECHAN?”
“WHY DON’T COWS HAVE TOES”
“WHY HAECHAN?”
“BECAUSE THEY LACTOES”
“I’M GOING TO BLOCK YOU NOW”
“YOU CAN’T DO THAT I’M YOUR BEST FRIEND”
and you constantly roast each other, it’s getting bad
“Y/N I THINK I SMELL SOMETHING BURNING SHIT WHO LET MARK IN THE KITCHEN”
“DON’T WORRY SWEETIE IT’S JUST YOUR BRAIN”
“Y/N CHENLE KEEPS LAUGHING LIKE A FUCKING DOLPHIN. HE’S ANNOYING”
“YOU’RE ANNOYING TOO BUT YOU DON’T SEE ME BITCHING TO JAEMIN ABOUT IT”
“YOU TALK TO JAEMIN?!”
jealous mode attack
“HE’S BETTER THAN YOU”
“DO YOU HATE ME OR SOMETHING? LIKE GIVE ME A BREAK LIKE I GIVE YOU LOVE AND AFFECTION AND YOU DO THIS SHIT”
“*SENDS LINK TO IDGAF BY DUA LIPA*”
“FUCK YOU WE’RE BREAKING UP”
“OKAY”
“WAIT NO BABE, Y/N, MY BEAUIFUL GIRLFRIEND, TAKE ME BACK”
“SORRY I’M WITH JAEMIN NOW”
currently at the dreamie’s hangout
“JAEMIN I AM GOING TO KILL YOU”
“JK HYUCK, I LOVE YOU TOO BABE”