Jul 16
Since I found that vintage clown doll i've thought way more about clowns than usual which might mean I am being haunted. To battle this infection I have decided to combine this new fascination with my dearly beloved interest, vampires and create the being known as the clownpire.
The clownpire misses all childrens parties because it cannot go out during the day
The clownpires nose is too big and gets in the way when trying to drink someones blood
The clownpires nails are too sharp for making balloon animals
The clownpires shoes squeak too loudly for it to sneak up on anyone
The clownpire is a terrible creature that sucks at everything it does.
