youd look cuter with bitemarks

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youd look cuter with bitemarks
don’t worry about the ‘dies irae’ notes in my leitmotif i’m totally fine
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you’ve met me at a very vampiric time in my life.
How long would it take you to notice you were turning/had turned into a vampire?
A couple day
More than a couple days but less than a week
A week
More than a couple weeks but less than a month
A month
More than a couple months but less than half a year
Half a year to a year
I would not believe I was turning into a vampire
You are you living your normal life. You have a night where the details are kind of foggy but you shrug it off and continue living your life. Vampire lore is whatever you think is most likely to exist in our world. How long will it take you to realize 1. vampires are real and 2. you are one
Bonus in the tags: what symptom finally tips you off that your new affliction is supernatural and cannot be explained with known science
I know it’s not gonna happen but I think the funniest possible course for Armand to take post-S2E5 is to say “Damn, my memory cuts off there too. WHOOOOO could’ve done this?”