#vampage

[vomitcrisis]

TEARZAH! have you ever heard vampire smile by kyla la grange? idk if itd be more fitting for ash and bailey or ash and vlad? give it a listen if you havent already. spretty good

OOHH ITS GOOD .. THANK YOU

[margaretmoonlight]

vampage replied to your post “TODAY IS WHITTY’S BIRTHDAY”

HAPPY BIRTHDAY WHIttEEZ

SHE SAYS “MEOW” WHICH I CAN ONLY ASSUME MEANS THANK U NOAH

[vomitcrisis]

when people ask u if ur afab or amab im like... dude. 1. who the fuck asks that what sort of creepy fuckin- anyway- 2. tearzah is clearly a doll. it says it RIGHT THERE. RIGHT THERE. REAL LIFE DOLL. and what are dolls made without? JUNK. THATS RIGht. QUESTION: ANSWERED. MYTH: BUSTED.

foolish.. there are dolls with genitals.. i have seen far too much

[horriblesupper]

vampage replied to your post “also fester and debbie’s relationship is essentially what john and...”

john: give me a kiss mary: give me a 20

mary: give me a 20 or i’ll shoot ur best friend in the chest

[horriblesupper]

vampage replied to your post:also fester and debbie’s relationship is...

john: im her husband mary *scandalized*: JOHN! >:/

LSLSAKJDKSDFHKJSDFS TRU

[vomitcrisis]

how much to date hayden

hayden kills things for fun the price for dating him is your dignity 

[vomitcrisis]

i had soemthing really important to say about bailey but i forgot it maybe its for the best. also: lovefool by the cardigans made me think of ash and bailey

let us forget bailey.......

ITS A VERY ASH/BAILEY SONG (IT SUITS BOTH OF THEM SO MUCH)

[horriblesupper]

vampage replied to your post:trying to find a place to live after my contract...

Com 2 Leeds

i will live in your wardrobe