Aug 1, 2024
I'm ovulating, BUT, hear me out,,,
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I'm ovulating, BUT, hear me out,,,
a little preview for you guys <3
Considering humans are well known for pact bonding is it really any surprise that monsterfucking is so prominent
"Monster Fucker Pride" by americanvvitchcraft on Etsy
"Get Bit - Glow in the Dark" by Vampirephilia on Etsy
"Lonely Necks Club" by Vampirephilia on Etsy
I stand at a podium before a large audience. A single spotlight is focused on me, the heat causing me to sweat. I clear my throat. It echoes faintly through the room. I take a deep breath and lean into the mic and say:
Orcs... sexy.
The auditorium fills with thunderous applause, and roses are thrown at my feet. The crowd rushes the stage and I am quickly escorted out by security for fear I would be ripped to shreds for being the sexiest and most correct person alive.
It would be so sexy for me if I were a satyr 🥺