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Call me Baph | 26 | Tumblr's It Girl | Democratically Elected Queen of Hell | Tumblrina-in-Chief | Canonized as Patron Saint of Kink by @ruimtetijd | Radically and Unapologetically Bisexual Woman | Opinionated | Kink advocate and sex activist with National Coalition for Sexual Freedom (NCSF) | Willing to aid and abet | You might want to read my carrd | Sappho was bisexual

[missbaphomet]

Attention minors: I don't care if you follow me, but I hold no punches. I regularly post about adult topics and by hitting the follow button you have agreed to view it. If you think you are mature enough to handle discussion of abuse, sexual topics, or other mature content, then you are welcome here. If not, GTFO. I'm an adult and this is my space. If you decide to come here, that's your fault and I take no responsibility for any discomfort you feel being here.

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[fortzancudo]

i literally feel like im going to be sick trying not to laugh at this at my desk like i feel faint

[plumbo-gummite]

the smuckling smumbler

[missbaphomet]

Hey chat and welcome back to today’s episode of trying to convince myself to eat actual foodstuffs and not a single babybel cheese for the 3rd night in a row

[kiell-artist]

Preaching to the choir~

[kororobus]

phew kinda unhappy with the picture and how much time it took, but it seems at the end of the month that's all I can do ╯︿╰

[kororobus]

The Blade of Frontiers (with a sturgeon spiky tail)

[missbaphomet]

I almost got too real on the straights this morning

[taraxippos]

Did anyone ever like attempt to document and compile the variations of Barney the dinosaur murder ballads across the elementary school system in the early 2000s. Like legit it has always fascinated me as a phenomena and I would love to know if there were like traceable regional variations or what.

[taraxippos]

Looking at the tags so far I’m kind of fascinated by how much the ‘I Love You’ parodies vary in their phrasing/murder weapons but the ‘Joy to the World’ ones are nearly identical

[karvina]

here is my collection of barney murder songs as they appeared in the notes and comments of this post at about 4 pm pacific 7/25, somewhat arbitrarily color coded to show similar memes. it appears that "baseball bat and 2x4" is the mode configuration but there is so much variation that that exact phrasing only makes up a small part of the set. if i knew more about statistical modeling i would turn this into some kind of data tree that shows which phrases are most likely to follow other phrases.

[leupagus]

Hey so not to be all "what the fuck, Youths," but...what the fuck, Youths

[thememedaddy]

[missbaphomet]

Technically it was only 10 months, but close enough

[missbaphomet]

Explained to a drunk girl that the ‘wand and rabbit’ in Chappell Roan’s Red Wine Supernova are sex toys

Baby why do you think she was talking about her twin bed and making it squeak <3

[champagnexowishes]

[missbaphomet]

So. Guess who’s lost 100lbs

[molabuddy]

really fond of this bathroom graffiti at my school. peeing?

[orpheuslament]

sorry for romanticising the mundane. i have little else

[missbaphomet]

What if a little person played dnd but they didn’t play a gnome or a halfling or a dwarf or any of the short races, they just played a human with dwarfism

[supreme-leader-stoat]

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