#baph bleats

[missbaphomet]

"Lae'zel is so mean" she was raised in an oppressive military cult ruled over by a tyrannical god-queen who views her people merely as cattle and purges the weak, often at the hands of her subjects like Lae'zel and tells them it's for the good of the race because compassion, free thinking, diplomacy, and generally not being an unquestioning murder drone is viewed as weakness and will get you murdered or else hunted by your own people. She is scared shitless that she is about to suffer the most horrific and dishonorable death her people know, and only comes to realize everything she has ever known to be true is not only false but deliberately constructed to feed souls to her queen so that she may live forever, and then that same queen personally orders her death at the hands of her own people.

So yeah I think she deserves to be a little grumpy

[missbaphomet]

if i had a nickel for every time a fair-skinned, former slave, elf rogue, who fed on people, held a knife to my throat on first meeting, wanted revenge on their master, had a distinctive scar inflicted by said master (who also used to be able to mind control them but lost that ability over the character in their game), and who is also depicted facing away from the viewer and looking over their shoulder while wielding a blade in various promotional art in a Larian game, I'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happened twice.

[missbaphomet]

Been doomscrolling YT shorts and getting a lot of clips about people from other nations visiting for the World Cup and having positive experiences and taking a little bit of America home with them (like ranch dressing) and it’s so heartwarming and genuinely is what I needed to see considering the political bullshit of the US. We really are just people living our lives and more often than not, we’re happy to just hang out.

I saw someone say in a YouTube comment that if you want to hate America, watch the news. If you want to love it, take a drive through it, and I agree.

[missbaphomet]

Why do radfems have this mindset that if they screech loudly enough at submissive kinky women they'll be like "oh you're right this IS abuse and not something I deliberately asked for and negotiated with my partner beforehand with a strict outline of what is and isn't ok AND with a single word either one of us can make it all stop instantly, thank you so much, you ovarian crusader"? If someone were to interrupt my scene I'd be fucking pissed, especially if it was for some fucking political agenda.

[missbaphomet]

I think larian should let you freely hug your companions bc they are friend shaped and hold so much trauma

[missbaphomet]

Friendly reminder to "outdoor cat" proponents that the common housecat (felis catus) is on the list of top 100 most dangerous invasive alien species and are listed as a worldwide threat.

Friendly reminder that the common housecat (felis catus) are credited with the extinction of at least 33 species of wildlife globally, primarily birds, small reptiles, and rodents.

Friendly reminder of all the hazards that exist out in the world including diseases, other animals, humans, cars, environmental dangers, and so on.

Friendly reminder that domesticated species are not suited to natural environments and can not support or defend themselves.

Friendly reminder that negligence is a form of animal cruelty.

Keep your cats indoors. I don't care that you think your cat is so much happier outside. I don't care that you think he's living a fuller life by being able to massacre local fauna. Either keep him inside and enrich him properly like a good pet owner, or rehome him to someone who can and never own an animal again. This is non-negotiable.

[missbaphomet]

Fell down a rabbit hole of sex toys shaped like tools, here's what I've found so far

[missbaphomet]

So. Guess who’s lost 100lbs