#vampire fidds

[stupidvillainousposts]

Some Werewolf Gene AU (is it an AU if it's based off an existing AU?) Because Puppies are Cute

Stan: *Laying on the Floor in the Sun*

Mabel and Dipper: *Run Up to Stan and Nip and Tug at Stan's Ears and Tail*

Stan: COWBOY! COULD YOU DO ME A FAVOR?

Fidds, from the kitchen: THEY'RE YER NIBLIN'S! YER RESPONSIBILITY!

Stan: Ah, sprinkles.

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Dipper: I don't get why we're werewolves! We're nothing like Stan!

Stan: *Sits Down and Scratches an Itch Behind His Ear with His Foot*

Dipper, whilst grumbling: *Does the Same Exact Thing as Stan*

Fidds, smirking: Nah, o' course yer not.

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Mabel: *Running in a Circle and Barking*

Stan: *Looks at Dipper with a Smug Smirk* Wanna join?

Dipper: What??? No! That's silly and childish and-

Stan: Not something that'll leave you incredibly bored?

Dipper: Curse you, old man... *Runs Off to Play with Mabel*

Stan, smiling fondly: Can't curse an already cursed man, Squirt!

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Fidds: Stanley, sweetie? Could ya go get the pups ready fer dinner?

Stan: But I just got comfy! Can't they eat upstairs?

Fidds: *Glares at Stan and Hisses*

Stan: *Sighs* Yes, dear.

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Stan, gripping Dipper and Mabel by the backs of their shirts: Alright, that’s enough fighting for one day. Fidds wants me to trim your claws.

Mabel, sing-song: And you're doing it because you love him!

Stan: I care about Fidds. A lot. No need for labels.

Dipper: Werewolves can't love vampires anyway.

Stan: Whoa, hold on! Who told you that?

Dipper: I've read a lot of monster books. The two species just aren't compatible.

Mabel, mischievously: Tell that to the werewolf and vampire who smooch each other and say "I love you" every morning.

Stan, his ears lowering and tail wagging: You have no proof of that!

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Stan: *Barks at Tate*

Fidds: Stanley? Why are ya barkin' at my son?

Stan: He's got something up his sleeves. I just know it.

Fidds: Okay? Well, I just got the pups down for a nap, so try not to-

Tate: *Starts to Walk Up to the Shack*

Stan: *Barks Aggressively and Starts Howling*

Dipper and Mabel: *Start Howling Too*

Fidds: *Sighs* I'll make the pups more warm milk...

[biteinsane]

Vampire Fidds please B2

You are lucky anon that i like drawing Fidds.

[darfichihrenhundstreicheln]

inktober day 21: drain

Wow it's been so long since I've drawn this ship

[kittykat-creations]

Fidds and Bella, 12?

12. “Since when can you eat garlic? Can you take selfies too?”

Fidds is a Christian vampire I feel like there might be a conflict of interests there djhgfdljkhgs

Bella sat in one of the dining rooms in the manor, having a snack with Stan and Ford. It was late- well past ten at night. Fiddleford entered after a bit, yawning and stretching.

“Hey, y’all,” he greeted, waving a bit.

“Hey.

“Hey Fiddlesticks.”

“Hello, darling.”

Fiddleford smiled and prepared himself “breakfast”, which happened to be garlic bread. He sat down and took a bit, to the shocked faces of the other three.

“...what?” He asked.

“Since when can you eat garlic?” Bella asked, then gasped. “Can you take selfies, too?”

“Oh, uh- well, Ah was avoidin’ it since Ah turned- y’know, bein’ safe.” Fiddleford shrugged. “But, uh, Ah tried it the other day, an’ nothin’ really happened. Ah figured not every myth ‘bout vampires can be true, can they?”

“It would be unlikely,” Ford said. “We didn’t even know vampires could eat normal food along with requiring blood. Well, until you.”

Fiddleford smiled.

“As fer selfies- the only reason vampires didn’ show up in cameras an’ mirrors a’fore is ‘cause they used silver,” he said. “An’ modern mirrors an’ cameras don’t. So- yeah, Ah can take selfies.”

“Lit.” Bella grinned and scooted over next to her friend, grabbing her phone and holding it up to take a picture. Fiddleford grinned, showing off his sharp canines as Bella turned on the Snapchat filter and took the picture.

[crossroadsdimension]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Guess who just updated~

We’re getting into some interesting things up the next few chapters because someone clearly has a damsel-in-distress problem. :3

[stupidvillainousposts]

Immediate Werewolf Gene AU Followup with Human Ford

I Have a Feeling This Will Go So Well

Ford: So, if I've gathered the information correctly, my machine-

Fidds: *Hisses Slightly*

Ford: Sorry, our machine creates some sort of energy that alters the user's DNA and transforms them into monsters. Not only that, but according to the situation I'm seeing with Stanley and the children, some DNA alterations are genetic. Do I have that right?

Stan, chilling on the floor: Yep. Sounds about right.

Dipper: Grunkle Stan, why didn't you tell us you had a brother?!

Stan: It was a secret present I had planned for your secret early birthday party. Secretly.

Mabel: Sounds right to me!

Fidds: Kids, why don't ya go upstairs and find somethin' t' entertain yerselves with? The grown-ups need t' have a serious discussion.

Dipper and Mabel: Aww!

Stan, sitting up and chuckling: Go on, ya knuckleheads. Be good and I might help ya bark at Tate.

Fidds: *Under His Breath* What do ya have against my son?

Mabel: Ooh! Okay, we'll go! But you gotta introduce us after! *Drags Dipper Away*

Fidds, once the kids are out of earshot: *To Ford* So... I s'pose ya ain't too happy that we decided t' open the portal.

Stan: My great idea, by the way.

Fidds: Stanley, please. Beyond that, I just wanna make sure ya know we did this out of love and worry.

Stan, becoming slightly uneasy: Mostly worry on Fidds' end.

Ford: ...

Ford: I'm sorry, could you repeat all of that again? I stopped listening after Stanley’s... after his... when his... tail started wagging.

Stan: So, immediately after we sent the kids upstairs?

Ford: *Nods*

Stan: Well, once upon a time, a man named Filbrick Pines fell in love-

Fidds: STANLEY!

[crossroadsdimension]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Heh heh.

I’ve got a chance to upload things, so I’m gonna go ahead and post this before things get too far away from me. XD

We’ve got an...unexpected character showing up this chapter. You’ll meet him pretty fast.

[crossroadsdimension]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Finally got the next chapter posted! We got a two-parter of sorts in the works here, so things should be...interesting. Also some darker bits of the pasts of the Northwests that Pacifica isn’t entirely fond of.