When your meal is still enjoying his meal but you're hungry

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When your meal is still enjoying his meal but you're hungry
I have realized I have yet to post my vampire Bad Batch. Here is Tech, complete with fancy glasses and perfect widows peak vampire hair.
"Only if You WANT to Die"
Fangtastic Tech edit by @apocalyp-tech-a
Tech has been a vampire for centuries, only drinking from those who say they want to die. But when he finds you grieving and sets out to make you his next victim, he finds that he wants nothing more than for you to live.
I blame Tumblr for this one! The above edit by @apocalyp-tech-a made my eyes go wide, @vimse got me thinking with this gorgeous post, and @anxiouspineapple99 keeps fueling my Halloween brain (I even snuck in one of your prompts, mwah-ha-ha)!
One by one, the “mourners” walked away, until it was only you and one of the town elders left beside the six neat piles of freshly disturbed clay. Tech watched as you knelt beside the grave of your youngest brother and placed your hand gently on the small mound. The elder spoke words of comfort, promising that you would be reunited with your family in the Force someday. “Someday very soon ,” Tech whispered with a hint of a smile. “I don’t want to live without them, good elder. I can’t. I wish I had died with them.” That was all Tech needed to hear.
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Sometimes I think about what kind of phone cover or wallpapers the vamps would have on their phones. And like who would have iPhone or Android? Like would Louis have just basic black? Lestat would have some fancy bright colors. Marius, red protective cover, of course, and maybe a Botticelli wallpaper. I bet Benji makes sure Armand's is the most current tech phone and the coolest apps on it and stuff.
Vampire Tech: *starts to plan Crosshair's diet*
Hunter: Isn't that a bit ...much?
Tech: I need to keep him at a certain level or he may not be able to keep up with my intake.
Hunter:.....sounds like he's cattle.
Tech: *deadpanned* It is for his health... I suppose I can experiment with how he tastes...although I have kept our ration stock before and no one complained but now that I want my snack to taste better it's an issue.
Echo: Did you just call someone a 'snack'? You?!
Tech: It was a metaphor-
Crosshair: No you can't take it back. I know how much I'm worth.
Hunter: You sell a man one time and no one lets you forget it.
@ffdemon Tech runs cold and Wrecker overheats
Vampire Crosshair is a mess
THIS IS THE OLD MASTERLIST. THE NEW AND UP-TO-DATE ONE CAN BE FOUND HERE!