#vampire text post

[hotelt-resurrection]

Me reading the part where Lucy's mother says she took the garlic away from her daughter and opened the window:

[peterparkourstuff]

*impatiently waits for a vampire to turn me* the clocks fucking ticking

[hotelt-resurrection]

Something to think about! Unfortunately, it was posted in some community, so it wasn't possible to reblog it.

I dunno, it's just hilarious and cute

[tht1chck]

i need more funny vampire text post in my life

[diehard-fangirl]

There, I said it:

If vampires can sparkle, Abraham Lincoln can be a vampire hunter.