Peter Parkour

Midtown high can kiss my ass AO3 @ Prettygay67

[spookberry]

this came to me in a vision

[hugsandchaos]

Do it, Danny

Show Dash your scary eyes

And then blame it on a trick of the light or your parents not doing a good job keeping the house clean from ectoplasm

[peterparkourstuff]

Steven and his inner Diamond

I drew this for a fic I know I’ll never write



[peterparkourstuff]

Pepper: So, have you all been getting enough sleep?

Bucky:

Tony:

Bruce:

Peter: Sometimes when we sneeze, our eyes close

[peterparkourstuff]

‼️‼️INCOMING BNHA FIC ‼️‼️

THE FIRST 6 CHAPTERS OF ‘NEVERMORE’ ARE NOW LIVE :)))

Read it on AO3 @ prettygay67

Nevermore.

‘No one said life would be easy. It’s hard, depressing, and downright terrible. Anyone that tells you otherwise is a fool, a charlatan, a fake. Equality can never be earned, so you might as well give up and spare yourself the tears and heartache before it’s too late.’ - Izuku Midoriya, age 13.

His mother dying was hard, dealing with the abuse that came after was even harder. Some choice words from an old friend and a run in with the number one hero ends with an accidental quirk discovery, and UA is a lot easier to break into than one would have thought.

Luckily for him, a case of ‘mistaken’ identity makes everything better.

Warnings: depictions of abuse, bullying, suicude baiting, suicide, Murder, mature themes, rape on a minor, explicit language, gore, violence. Possible Dead Dove Do Not Eat.

Additional tags: Allmight is a shitty hero, Vigilante Dabi, the Todoroki brothers have a good relationship, Dabi and Shoto act like Izuku’s brothers. Parental Aizawa, Nezu knows everything, Izuku is a sassy little shit, chaos gremlins, Immortal Izuku, Izuku’s quirk is OP bc it’s literally death, Izuku is technically god, Allmight slander, Katsuki redemption arc at some point, Aizawa adopts the chaos siblings [Izuku, Shoto, Touya, and Toga], AFO is Izuku’s bio dad, Shiggy is his bio brother, Izuku is collecting villains like they’re Pokémon, i am collecting tropes like they’re Pokémon, sue me, you can’t stop me.

[peterparkourstuff]

Tony: We should treat spiders the way we want to be treated.

Peter: Ah yes, Killed without hesitation

Tony: aaaaand this is my sign to get you therapy

[peterparkourstuff]

A brief summary of my Miraculous Batfam fic, This Bats Buggin:

Jason: Have a drink, Mari!

Marinette: no thanks, I’m underaged

*literally two seconds later*

Jagged stone and Bruce, mid drinking competition: Join us, Mari!

Marinette: -immediately pounds a shot-

Jason: what the fuck, Mari

[ellastarkwinchester3000]

Tony: "What if our phobias are how we died in the past life?"

Peter, screaming from the other room: I KNEW THIS MICROWAVE LOOKED FAMILIAR!"

[peterparkourstuff]

Bucky: I love knitting needles

Bucky: I can make a scarf, i can make a hat, I can stab your eyes out, I can make mittens-

Tony, concerned: what was that middle part?

Nat, supportive: He can make a Hat

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Peter Before the bite: anxious

Peter as Spider-Man: Anxious, but faster

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Kidnapper: we have your son

The Avengers: We don’t have a son??

Kidnapper: He made us reevaluate our life choices and now we feel really bad, please come and pick him up

The Avengers: Oh my god you have Peter

Kidnapper: I’m going to be a painter

[peterparkourstuff]

Everyone asks ‘who is you’ but no one ever asks ‘how is you’ 😩✌🏻

[peterparkourstuff]

Peter: Mr. Stark can you buy this for me?

Tony: Sure, Bambino

Clint: You can’t just pay things for him!

Tony: Why not? I’m his dad, I’ll pay for whatever he wants

Sam: We’re playing monopoly!

[peterparkourstuff]

Me: Saves the world on multiple occasions, fights villains and bad guys everyday, somehow manages to do all my homework, AND regularly hang out with my Friends, AND do after school clubs.

Also me, at the mildest inconvenience:

[peterparkourstuff]

Convinced the Avengers to watch Stranger things, I’m 100% certain Steddie will be the main ship of the group

[peterparkourstuff]

I like to play this game called ‘am I feeling sick because I haven’t eaten, am sleep deprived, drank too much caffeine, or am actually coming down with the flu’

It’s a daily occurrence

[peterparkourstuff]

I get Friday to answer calls from Unknown numbers bc I’m not emotionally ready for the breathing competition that follows

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Whenever someone on the team annoys me, I make them a sim and kill it