#vampire's assistant

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I’d Be A Terrible Vampire Assistant [15]

Better out than in I always say

[shin-soumisa]

Vancha March & Kurda Smahlt

I was looking through Hunters for research for March, a Vancha March fanfic (https://archiveofourown.org/works/45457927/chapters/114375148),and I noticed this quote. I just had to note it down, then share.

"I admired Kurda. He was known for his brains, but he also had guts. He was a remarkable vampire." - Vancha March

I knew Vancha thought Kurda was a good(or remarkable, I guess) vampire, but that he admired him... I never thought that... I suppose I might be making too much of a big deal about this, but I didn't think Vancha admired Kurda...

I suppose this just raises Vancha in my ranks of favourites. One of the prime factors for my liking Vancha was that he really appreciated Kurda, unlike some other vampire(most of them, really)...

"Never Stop Loving." - S.S.

[lordsmaf]

young adult novels been on my mind a lot lately so uhhh have an old okay-ish not great drawing I did of Larten Crepsley for Halloween two years ago

[vampiresareepic]

this scene from vampire’s assistent is so aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I love it.I’ve been working on this off and on this week and im proud of how darren turned out. The background on the other hand....we don’t talk about her.I hate backgrouds so much. Anyways..I hope you like this Shandom.

(p.s. you guys can send me Cirque du freak drawing requests if you want ;) also i hope you have a great day/night. Tootles man ! )

[kikibalooga]

Idk, playing a mysterious vampire automatically makes you hot!!!... Sue me 😚

[mimiri22-6]

Ok, so I might be procrastinating on a lot of things right now(my kfam ep89′notes’), but I just remember this existed!

Storytime(sort of):one time, several years ago when I was about, eh, 7, 7 1/2, 8-ish(you know, in that age range), I remember watching this movie. It had a ‘circus of freaks’, one might say, in the movie.  I think I remember some teen hanging out a window and a certain ginger man in a suit of sorts. Only a few snipets I remember of this movie. there was even a classic bearded lady in the mix. I think she was important to the plot. I honestly don’t know why I remember this movie, its memory was only amplified when I made a connection years later. But I remember somewhat liking that movie. Boy was I fucking wrong(from what I remember/know/seen recently)

Skip forward, years later, I’m now 11 years old(Shit, that young? Shit! That long ago?!) I’m in a new school, now the fifth time and I’m starting to get a little antsy, but I’ve made a best friend within, like, 1-2 months, a little ground breaking if you ask me, she introduces me to things I wouldn’t have come across on my own, especially since all of it was electronic and one thing was off the internet. Internet? What? never heard of it. You Have A Tablet?! How does that thing work??! One day, we’re in the library and she’s trying to introduce me to this scary looking book. Me, still looking for the next Dork Diary book, not liking any horror what so ever(hell, I couldn’t even take the sonic.exe video she showed me. Why? I don’t fucking know, go back in time and ask 11 year old me), is extremely reluctant. No, I don’t like scary vampire books, where are my mystery novels? I eventually cave when she says she promises it’s not a horror and I read the back cover of the thing in my hand. It’s all black and red and I hate it. I only really take one book out at a time, and to stick with that pattern I walk out of the library back to our study hall to talk about something or other.

I finished that book in less than half a week. I think I could usually read an entire Geronimo Stilton in one sitting just 3 years prior, so maybe a day, at the most 2-3 if something was happening in those days. I talked to my friend about it and, there’s a whole series on this?! You’ve read the whole thing already?! The School Has The Entire Series!?! Sign me up!

I only got to book 2-3-ish before the school year ended and at that point I was already moved into a different school district, not close in the slightest(I was taking a van from my school district to my school that I actually went to)

My new school didn’t even have the next book in the series, but they did have the book after that one but then it skips again a whole 2-3, or something, books after that one. It was a fucking mess. the only bright side, is that they had the had the next two books of a different series I was reading, BUT the bastards didn’t have the last one! how does one screw up so damn badly!?

Anyway, somewhere in between then, before then, and now, I realized that that movie I watched all those years ago, was an adaption of this lost series, to me at least. it made me happy. But then, when I got accustomed to youtube a few more years later and remembered the dots I connected previously, I looked up and found the movie trailer. I was angry. what the fudge is this? why are you like this? that’s not how shit went down! how the hell is Steve already a vampanies??!

I haven’t watched Cirque Du Freak:A Vampire’s Assistant since I was 7 in that apartment next door. I’ve seen it’s now on Netflix. I should be sleeping. But I now have bigger things to deal with.

I’ll be posting again with the results of my fury and wrath.

[dragontamer05]

You know anytime people talk bad movie adaptations no one ever mentions the tragic mess that is the Vampire’s Assistant movie

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I’d Be a Terrible Vampire Assistant [13]

Expect the unexpected.