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[dank-rituals]

I gots my ticket to see the chainsaw feller and the lady what is also a bomb tomorrow!! The future rules!!

[sayhighcharlie]

I'm very stoned and it's a very beautiful day

[dank-rituals]

I got one picture and it sucked 😭

I promise I looked really cute today for my coworkers wedding. It was fun enough to justify the 4+ hours in the car (and the sick day because I suck at planning things so far in advance). 4 of the coworkers I actually like were there and we all got super stoned. The wedding itself was a mess so now I feel like I have to get back into DJing because holy shit i was nervous as a teen doing it, but watching people ruin the ceremony not knowing when to play what songs? I was mortified as a professional, so I guess my dad's standards are way higher than most.

I like weddings. I love love, and I love ritual, and I love music and dancing. The state park was gorgeous too. Apparently my coworker thought I'd been married before, so I guess everyone in the store thinks im gay and divorced, which are both mostly untrue but I get where it comes from. I'd like to plan a wedding someday, but its never gonna happen because there's never single women at anything I go to and its rude to hit on them at work. I need a new job and a new place to live and then maybe I can meet someone. Who doesn't want a 34 year old failure with nice hair and no future?

There, I whined and recorded a fun thing I did. Goodnight Tumblr

[dank-rituals]

Someone paint my nails for me plzzz

I need to find a damn salon, I don't even want anything complicated. I've just grown to hate doing it myself, lol

[dank-rituals]

Biggest hail I've ever seen (no banana for scale, I'd never eat them before they went bad)

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Idk how to show off a peekaboo dye, so come run your fingers through to see how pretty I am 😊

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Its probably more a sign of problem over passion, but knowing this card is going in my pet deck but having to wait for it to actually be released leaves a hole in my brain. 😂 It's not even that great (unlike the other cards I'm excited to see), but it's so pretty and now my deck isn't technically complete! This is as close as I'll ever get to having a spellbook, imagine how insufferable I'd be in a world that actually has magic.

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After I cracked a lame joke my therapist earnestly asked "what makes a porn star a "favorite?" I spent some time thinking about that, and in true millennial fashion, I made a top ten list and sent it to her. Have I won therapy yet?