#vampirehuntnights

[poetryandnightmaress]

that moment when you’re freezing and your boyfriend gives you his coat but it’s way too big and fluffy-

[poetryandnightmaress]

Should you fight my F/O's?

I was tagged by @shallowhound so yeah! Tysm again! :D (I will do this for some of my Romantic F/O's. Since there's a gif limit, only my mains will be portraited with pics)

Toma

Toma might seem a bit weak, but damn, he has some tricks up his sleeve. Sleeping pills, for example. And he's kind of strong! So don't mess with him. Especially bc he can be manipulative as well, if he wants to 👀

3/10 Don't fight the sunshine boi, or it will get dark

Julian

He has a knife, sure. And I'm certain he can fight, thanks to his past! But if he gets injured... Would he be blushing? HMMMMM idk wkdnsnsl

4/10 You can try but you might have no chance against le Knife

Lilith

Don't. Just don't. She's a freaking SIREN. She would burn you like a little chicken nugget!!! I mean, there's a REASON she's hunted!!

-100/10 Don't

Trevor Belmont

Let me think...Should you fight a vampire hunter, who has a large, legendary whip and knows how to kill immortal beings? Perhabs not :o

-10/100 You might die, so yeah

Dante

Are you serious?!! You want to battle the legendary devil hunter, who can turn into a freaking demon and has a whole attillery with him?! ...You really have a death wish, don't ya?

-1000/10 You're already dead sry I don't make the rules

V

I'm gonna be dead honest: V is a weak boy. But he has Griffon and Shadow, who are pretty strong. Like... You have to beat them first before you can attack V, and if you're too weak, he can stab you with his cane. So, don't underrestimate him!! Also, he has a giant golem named Nightmare...Maybe fighting him isn't a good idea...

-1/10 You might survive. But only when Shadow and Griffon have a bad day!

Cloud Strife

He has a big ass sword, he has lots of experience, he can ride a chocobo... Hm. I think you would lose. D:

0/10 Stabby stab

Noctis Lucis Caelum

Another candidate, which you really, really shouldn't fight. He is a prince, yeah. But this emo boy can fight with Literally ANY weapon!! Gun? Sure! Lance? Of course! Sword? Duh, sure! Daggers? Why not? Also, he can warp and cast magic, so he's a really dangerous allrounder!

-100/10 If you wanna get frozen, burned, shot, sliced up, stabbed and electrecuted, go for it!

2B

You can't be serious!! You want to fight an android lady, who is PROGRAMMED to kill?! Who has a shooting pod and has all kinds of swords and even can fight with her bare hands?! Ok, it was nice knowing you!

-100/10 Don't mess with her, plz

Raihan

A Pokemon Fight? Sure, Raihan loves those fights, he would love to do one with you! Buuuut if you mean a real fight...eh... Don't

7/10 for the Pokemon Fight, 3/10 for the real fight. Don't.

Leon Scott Kennedy

Listen, I know you want a challenge but... HIM!? this old ex-police man, who is trained for extreme situations and could easily knock you out without hesitation?? Dude, no!!!

-10/100 Don't do this at home (also -100/10 for young LSK from RE2 because he's baby and I don't want anyone to hurt him *sniff*)

For this one, I tag @pklucky @brxkenwalflower @whiteflame-selfship and @zoliis . If you were tagged or if you don't wanna do this, feel free to ignore this .o.

[poetryandnightmaress]

⚰️Hei, Trevor here. My lil' Sweetheart is currently really tired and done, but I remembered her that today the new season of my source came out. I'm pretty certain she will watch it today! ⚰️

[poetryandnightmaress]

How about Trevor and Noct??? I feel like that would be quite entertaining tbh xD

snodkdl I love you for this-

Trevor and Noct, the two dorks...O boi, where do I start?

They both LOVE to annoy each other. For example, Noct would ramble 24/7 about his favorite games, while Trevor rambles a lot about demonhunting when he's drunk. Bonus points when he goes into the territory which makes Noct flustered as hell. If you know what I mean-

Otherwise, Trevor loves to catch Noct and rub his head. You know. This thing, where you take one underneath your arm, and you give them a heavy rub on their head. Noct hates it for 2 things: 1. It hurts and 2. His hairstyle gets ruined.

But they both often talk about monsters from games and their worlds, and they seem to find a lot of interest out of it. They laugh a lot together, and Trevor wants to ride a chocobo now- And Noct wants to ride a horse.

O, and Trevor is a bit jealous of Nocts warping powers and ability to fight with all kinds of weapons. He wants to do that as well-

[poetryandnightmaress]

I feel soft, so I will show you the power of self shipping and tell you what some of my F/O's are teaching me. ♡

Raihan: "Be yourself. Do your thing and just live your life."

2B: "Even when the world seems dark sometimes, pay attention to the small things who make life better" (Still learning this one)

Trevor: "Others aren't always right. Haters can be wrong as well. Don't think you're bad and talentless just because others tell you that" (Still learning that one)

Noctis: "Your friends are the most important people you will ever meet. Take good care of them"

V: "Even if you're weak, if you try your best, that's the best you can do. Learn from your mistakes, even if it takes a while. You will get there."

[poetryandnightmaress]

Hey Trevor! What's the craziest thing you and Akumu have done together? (zoliis-selfship-stuff)

(I can't tag the other blog sorry D:)

⚰ O man! *he scratches the back of his head smiling* She and me, we went to an old cathedral once and I was drunk, while she had her 5 minutes. And this cathedral was so effing empty, so we thought what bs we could do with it! And so, we roleplayed a fight, a dramatic meeting, a weddi- *he gets flustered as hell* Eh- A dinner- Not a wedding, a dinner. ⚰

[poetryandnightmaress]

⚰ *Trevor laughs a bit* I just remembered that one time when I got a scar on my shoulder thanks to a dagger. Akumu saw it and was soooo worried, it was kind of cute since the wound wasn't that deep. But she took great care of it and today, she proudly presents the battle scar to everybody *he laughs* ⚰

[poetryandnightmaress]

Ok. Ngl. I laughed the shit out of myself. THIS FACE- BABY-