#vampjokes

[obyri]

vampjokes replied to your post: DIE ISN'T YOUR FAVORITE VAMPIRE?

What the fucck. )-:

oh hey. die’s back. its cool you get your spot back.

[crytypid]

@igbrrt | @crimsongenetics | @literalillbeats | @vampjokes | @biologybrat

yo hows it goin my names daniel and this is day two of trying to get back into tumblr blogging after a three year absence currently im tryin to understand what the fuck kids are sayin these days what happened to the old lingo am i just old more at 11

[rlngwralth-blog]

@aradiaas @vampjokes @heartenure @twin-armageddons @canternebrism

Hey to the five of you. Name’s Parcel, nice to meet you.

[amorbites]

vampjokes replied to your post: people often ask me why i’m called syrup. to which...

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i am asking the real questions people are afraid to ask! like what’s in the lunch meat in the cafeteria? 

[sunsips]

vampjokes replied to your post: Good morning, Krusty Krew. 

Good morning.

What’s up? Are the vamp jokes good today?

[chillcide]

vampjokes replied to your post: should i buy a bass

Like the fish?

yes

[microsoftedgy69]

@vampjokes replied to your post: Bag me in a Ziploc® and throw me in the ocean.

PH.

Yes?

[gutfukc]

IH COME ON U KNOW IM GONNA, anywhay whenever u get time,

i. empire ants || gorillaz 

and if the whole world is crashing down on you // fall through space out of mind with me // where the emptiness we leave behind on warm air rising blows all the shadows all away 

ii. stuck with me || the neighbourhood 

realized i’m less important than i thought i’d be || you are stuck with me so i guess i’ll be sticking with you 

iii. vampire heart || h.i.m

let me bleed you this song of my heart deformed // lead you along this path in the dark 

iv. honeybee || steam-powered giraffe 

you didn’t have to say my name // ignite my circuits, start a flame // but you did 

v. undisclosed desires || muse 

i want to exorcise the demons from your past // i want to satisfy the undisclosed desires in your heart 

vi. how || the neighbourhood 

how can you tell me that i’m great // when they chewed me up, spit me out, and pissed on me? // why would you tell me that it’s fate // when they laughed at me, every day, in my face?