Being in a poly relationship with Bruce and Vance would include:
Sometimes feeling a bit left out because their the best sunshine and grumpy trope.
They would comfort you about your insecurities.
Bruce being soft and gently with it
And-Vance being a little bit aggressive about it (just I little bit)
“If I only liked Bruce, why the fuck would I be with you idiot!” - Vance
But hey the dude means well.
You and Bruce have massive scary dog privileges
I mean everyone one would know you three are a couple.
No one would try or even say anything about it because who would want to be on Vance’s hit list?!
But I’m serious when I say that Bruce is the literally the nicest boyfriend to have.
And Vance well-he’s trying his hardest, Ok
You and Vance going to Bruce’s baseball games.
Vance pretending he doesn’t want to be there.
But he ends up being the loudest person there like-
“Come on Bruce! Just Fucking hit him!” - Vance
You two being the only people in the world that are able to clam him.
I mean people automatically feel safer when you and Bruce are around him.
In the end having two boyfriends with one being soft and one being a little bit aggressive. Is the absolute best.