#vanduhguyr

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Van is really excited right now! I just found our article’s been held over, which (unless anything’s changed) almost definitely means we’ve been accepted into the Neopian Times!

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I sort of accidentally introduced Van to Apocalyptica. She... really likes it. And I mean really really likes it. She wants to play her violin like that, but I don’t have an amplifier for her to fiddle with.

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Van is enjoying his violin. Crazy less so, but I'm sure he'll come round. He seems to appreciate that it makes his foster brother happy, which is something I'm extremely grateful for. I'll have to get him a treat - maybe some fresh ice cream. Maybe I'm just talking to myself.

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Hullo tumbler, it's Van! I'm very excited because Ted and Crazy decided to foster me indefinitely which means I can stay with them for as long as I want! Ted is going to buy me a violin when they get their next day off. I really like it in the space station but I miss grass. Do you tumbler people like grass? I think it's like a carpet but shiny and cool, like metal but softer on my paws.(Crazy said that's called a similly but the red line says it's called a simile. I will ask Ted which it is since the red line sometimes makes mistakes.)

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Hallo again, this is Van! Crazy tot me about punctuation when Ted was at the Haunted Woods, so I thought I should practice by writing to you tumbler people again! What do you think? I think it feels like a long time since I last talked to you and so much has happened! Crazy told me stories about Ted's other pets. They sound like very fun Neopets - I wish I could meet them but Ted doesn't want me to because it might make me a target. Then Crazy explained that if someone adopts me or fosters me after Ted, it might someone who doesn't want to keep me and just wants to know who Ted's main account is. Ted also showed me what other colours of Ogrins look like. I like pirate and shadow the best, but I also like fairy, grey, and fire. Do you have a favourite colour, tumbler people? Ted told me that there are Ogrin fans on tumbler, so hallo tumbler Ogrin fans!

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Van wants to show off his new writing skills, but I convinced him to wait until I can properly supervise him. (Safety is my biggest concern, after all.)

Expect to hear from him either tomorrow or Wednesday. All I can say in the meantime is that he has settled in very well, and he and Crazy have been bonding like, well, crazy.

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Hallo everyone. My name is Van and I was adopted by Ted today. Ted explained what the Tumbler people are and said I could say hallo so hallo Tumbler people. My real name is Vanduhguyr but Ted and Crazy call me Van so I don't get confused because my name sounds like Vandagyre and I am an Ogrin. I have never been to space before and it was confusing but everyone hear is nice to me. I always thought doctor Sloth was a bad man but Ted and Crazy told me not to be scared because Ted works for him and doctor Sloth isn't scary like everyone else said he was. Crazy is my foster brother and Ted said I get to stay hear for a hole month. A month sounds like a very long time but Crazy is twenty nine months old and Ted is twenty two years old and that means Ted is more than two thousand months old and two thousand is a lot.