#vanessa long

[incorrectsotm]

Benchmark: What are we doing here Parse?

Parse: Come on out, I know you're here.

Biomancer: (Sarcastic Clapping)

Benchmark: Biomancer!? He's back!

Biomancer: Hello Parse, did you miss me?

Parse: Yes. Everyone else is so dumb.

Biomancer: Reunited where we first met, you are so... predictable.

Parse: Only half as predictable as you.

Biomancer: I assume you saw this coming?

(Laser sights show up on Parse's chest)

Parse: And I assume you saw this coming.

(Laser sights show up on Biomancer's chest)

Biomancer: I assume we both saw this coming.

(Laser sights show up on Benchmarks chest)

Benchmark: Oh god not this again.

Parse: Enough of the charade, these are clearly just laser pointers.

Parse and Biomancer: Except for the one pointed at Benchmark.

Benchmark: What!?

(Benchmark gets shot)

Biomancer: So, saw that coming did you?

Parse: Indeed. That's why I upgraded Benchmark's chassis while he was sleeping.

Biomancer: I know I snuck into his flat and degraded it.

Parse: I know I was under the bed waiting for you to leave and then I re-upgraded it.

Benchmark: (Screams of Pain)

Parse: So predictable.

Biomancer: Did you predict I would bake you a cake? (Reveals cake)

Benchmark: That's actually really nice.

Biomancer: Except there's a fleshchild in it!

(Fleshchild comes out)

Parse: I bet you didn't predict that I would lobotomize it. And then bake all these cupcakes (Reveals cupcakes as Biomancer inspects the lobotomized Fleshchild)

Benchmark: Parse why are you doing this?

Parse: To prove how smart I am, that's why I do everything.

Biomancer: Sadly you are not smart enough to have prdicted this. (Pulls out a balloon animal)

Parse: Oh really? (Pulls out tape recorder)

Parse on the Recording: Biomancer will bring a balloon giraffe, and it's not a very good one.

Biomancer: Oh? Keep playing the tape.

Biomancer on recording: I knew you wouldn't like my balloon.

Parse: Well did you forsee me buying you a tricycle?

(Pulls out tricycle)

Biomancer: I already put it on ebay.

Parse: I know. I already bought it. AGAIN. Utterly predictable. Unlike these 6 pepperoni pizzas.

Biomancer: (Holds up pizza cutter) And I brought a bunch of children to eat them. (Children rush out)

Parse: Impressive Biomancer. But, you have made one grave error.

Biomancer: Your confidence amuses me Parse.

Parse: These children all have a mutual friend, Vanessa. (Young Vanessa Long comes out) And today is her birthday. (Puts party hat on, banner reading "Happy 8th Birthday Vanessa" comes down)

Children: Happy birthday!

Biomancer: (Slow clap, then running away in panic)

Benchmark: I'm sorry did you just trick Biomancer into putting on a birthday party for a little girl?

[just-call-me-zinnia]

My entire characterization of Muse is based on, like, one line in the Visionary episode of the Letter's Page where they mention she's afraid superheroes might turn evil and that's why the Dark Hero is a card in the Dreamer deck. Obviously that's just supposed to be an example of how six year olds are scared of lots of things but I've taken it to its logical conclusion and she's a conspiracy theorist now.

[just-call-me-zinnia]

It's time for, things only a few people will get.

Vanessa Long (any flavor) with the Phoenix Force. Think about it. Imagine.

[diasporamessenger]

Vanessa Long's Net Worth: Secrets Behind Her Success and Wealth

Vanessa Long’s Net Worth: Secrets Behind Her Success and Wealth Vanessa Long is not just a name; she’s a phenomenon that represents the extraordinary intersection of talent, ambition, and resilience. As a prominent figure in the entertainment industry, her journey from humble beginnings to financial success captivates many. But what exactly fuels her remarkable ascent and contributes to her…

Vanessa Long's Net Worth: Secrets Behind Her Success and Wealth

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Bishop Eddie Long Funeral: Deion Sanders, T.D. Jakes, & The Long Family Pay Tribute At 6-Hour Service

Bishop Eddie Long Funeral: Deion Sanders, T.D. Jakes, & The Long Family Pay Tribute At 6-Hour Service

Over 25,000 people gathered at New Birth Missionary Baptist Church in Lithonia, Georgia on Wednesday (Jan 25) for the funeral service of Bishop Eddie Long.

Long, who served as pastor of the megachurch for 30 years, passed away on January 15 after a courageous battle with cancer. He was 63.

The six-hour homegoing service included a tribute from former NFL star Deion Sanders, who said, “This man…

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Bishop Eddie Long Funeral: Deion Sanders, T.D. Jakes, & The Long Family Pay Tribute At 6-Hour Service

Bishop Eddie Long Funeral: Deion Sanders, T.D. Jakes, & The Long Family Pay Tribute At 6-Hour Service

Over 25,000 people gathered at New Birth Missionary Baptist Church in Lithonia, Georgia on Wednesday (Jan 25) for the funeral service of Bishop Eddie Long.

Long, who served as pastor of the megachurch for 30 years, passed away on January 15 after a courageous battle with cancer. He was 63.

The six-hour homegoing service included a tribute from former NFL star Deion Sanders, who said, “This man…

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[pimppreacher]

EDDIE LONG RELEASING NEW PERSONAL BIO BOOK!!!

Pimppreacher.com 05/07/2016

Our Pimp Preacher Mascot, Eddie Long, has decided to write and release a new book called The Untold Story. His subtitle of Adversity, Pain and Resilience is simply bait. You can bet your bottom dollar he will not discuss his sexuality and his affinity for boys. He will not be disclosing his mastery of how to groom preteens and teen boys how to get into grown men. And still, it makes you wonder .... what WILL he say? This is one of the most calculating moves he has made in a while. Why do I say this?

Back in February, brows were raised when he was captured on video with this performance:

Discussing it among my colleagues, we all agreed that he had some type of angle in this video, but we just couldn’t figure out why. We thought he was about to do something big though like launch some new ministry. Eddie does nothing like this without some type of strategy behind it. Well now we know -- he’s releasing a book he wants you to buy. Well I hope he addresses some key questions I have had for some time.

Question #1: Why do you refuse to repent?

Question #2: Why do you continue to wear that ridiculous New Birth Jewelry? Did it/does it give you super powers to carry on? Or are you holding on to  an empire long past?

Question #3: Have you spoken to Centino since this whole scandal?

Question #4: Why didn’t you take an extended leave of absence afterwards?

Question #5: Who are you accountable to for checks and balances?

Question #6: Whatever happened to Renny McClean?

Question #7: Have you ever considered closing the doors?

Question #8: Why write this book now instead of five years ago?

Question #9: Do you ever visit your friend Ephren Taylor in jail?

Question #10: What are your desired outcomes with this book?

Just a sample list, but Eddie would never sit down for an interview unless they are puff-ball questions highlighting his feigned comeback. In short, I predict Eddie will attempt to re-paint himself through this book as a victim that overcame. But if he did not tell the truth, there is nothing to see here.

Ms. Justice,

Churchfolk Revolution

[pimppreacher]

Why Vanessa and Eddie Long are Dangerous to the Black Family

Pimppreacher.com 05/11/2014 Reposted from 9/2012

In our community, unless we count the shows “Basketball Wives” or the “Real Housewives of Atlanta” among others, we just don’t have much exposure to ….. models. According to the Organization for Economic Cooperation and Development’s 2011 world study, 72% of the blck children living in the U.S. are being raised by single parents. . This statistic, being as impacting as it is, right or wrong, we tend to look to the institutional church for those images of what love between man and woman is supposed to look like.We also seek out assistance in raising our children. So the ones that exalt themselves as some sort of standard, have a greater responsibility. Eddie and Vanessa Long have failed that responsibility ages ago, and I consider them dangerous as they continue to parade themselves as a public couple of “faith” in our community.

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We at the Church Folk Revolution tire so much of Eddie Long’s shenanigans, that we just decided that there is no one worse which is why our annual, end of the year award ceremony is named for him: The Eddie Long Worst Pastor of the Year. But though we are weary WE FAINT NOT until this man is truly recognized as the menace that he is -- Yes, it is that serious. Why do we say these things? The simple scorecard of 1Timothy 3 is MORE than sufficient and we should all be able to go home, but nope the doors of the so-called church are still open at New Birth welcoming new zombies every week. So let’s look at the scorecard:

Though a few of the traits, such as being hospitable, were omitted due to no clear evidence, as you can see this is more than sufficient.

Vanessa’s Marriage Arrangement

File for divorce, then rescind. It was said that they were not even occupying the same residence. But somehow, Eddie convinced her to stay. Even though it is apparent that Eddie Long has predilections to sleep with young men, Vanessa acquiesced in the end. Until now, she did not speak. We would only have “sightings” of her attendance at a New Birth service. Recently, at New Birth, she finally spoke out. “Ladies back in December 2011, I was in the middle of a storm, and I got off the ship..... But then I realized it was important for you to see me as a woman capable of making good decisions and a woman capable of making bad decisions.” Ok, and let me just say that I pulled this from Art Franklin’s (New Birth’s failed PR rep) approved YouTube Video. Let’s look at this statement.

FIRST of all, you would have us to believe that your husband’s actions were nothing more than a spiritual storm according to you with a smile and the blot of a tear. What the Fire? Nooooooooooooo! Your husband wasn’t being persecuted or unjustly accused causing the Titanic to sink. Your husband was involved in horrific CRIMES. And just because the State of Georgia indicates he could not be arrested due to the ages of the boys in question, that does not mean your husband is not a predator. Look at the scorecard displayed above and consider he took church money to fund his sexual fantasies and fetishes of young men whom he had plenty of access to through your church’s Longfellow’s program.

Jamal Parris testified that he was to be naked in the presence of your husband. That he went through a private “covenant” ceremony with him. Though he many not have touched them until they were 16 or 17, they joined Longfellow’s much younger at 14. Do you what this means woman? Your husband was oogling them back then and grooming them waiting for them to ripen according to the law. That is what happened. And perhaps other people knew and  you didn’t. The accountants may have known that were issuing the checks. Releasing money to buy the boys cars. Maybe the secretary who, when his door was closed, knew not to disturb him even though it was known he was not alone. And you were the odd woman out. Now you are back, speaking to women saying that you were in a “Storm” and it was important for women to see you this way. Have I painted enough of a picture here?

Vanessa Long, you are a danger to church society and to the black family. No church should have to go through that and still endure reproach and written off as Ichabod BECAUSE OF YOUR HUSBAND’S PRIDE! You, honeychild, have now become a co-conspirator because you will NEVER be able to explain you and your church’s lack of ethics. Furthermore, as a black woman, a wife, I dont want you anywhere near other women so your poisonous, so-called, testimony can infect them. No woman should be encouraged to stay with a man that sleeps with men and attracted to young men. If nothing else, DISEASE and the health of that woman should be considered. Secondly, I suspect there are financial implications involved here. Maybe there is not life after the pimp preacher. How will  you support yourself? Where will  you go? What will become of your children? But if  you cannot answer any of these questions by your faith, then your whole message then becomes fraudulent and your return nothing more than a scam to keep members at your church.

Women are the main constituency of any church and without their support, New Birth would certainly not survive. You and your husband know this Vanessa Long, and yet you come before the people with this “Stand by Your Man” message because you needed us to see you made a bad decision. WHAT ABOUT THE DECISIONS YOUR HUSBAND MADE????!!!!!!! No Vanessa, this is dangerous teaching and your example is poisonous to

Young women who aspire to marry one day

Current wives who also have homosexual husbands

Young men in the church who can now see they can have their cake and eat it too. “She wont leave me.”

Current husbands who mistreat their wives with their infidelities (whatever their sexual orientation). You have now legitimized this crowd.

I suppose I can write about this forever. But Ms. Justice will stop here. I hope I have laid out my case. If you need to verify any of the information I recalled here, please search and see that I do not write out of turn. Again I say, this couple is dangerous to the church and the black family. Will someone please wake up? Ethics in the church DO matter. And women should not be objects or subject to mistreatment by staying with their husband and feigning victorious or what you love to call “Kingdom” living.

Ms. Justice

Preacher Bureau of Investigation