#vanirus

[tonelessturbo]

Hey buddy uhm… some kid told me to send this to you. Said it was a gift of sorts? I don’t know either. Don’t hurt me I’m just a dumb raccoon.

Tell the child this suffices for now. But next time she calls me smelly I expect can apology in gold

[tonelessturbo]

Hey buddy, how did the sprite feel when he realized his left arm had been severed? He was all right. [: Oh but this was definitely a reasonable reaction, I swear.

I don’t know he would react to it

but I can tell you my perfectly reasonable reaction to is aside from the yelling I guess

Let’s see, there was waking up to see the arm I was sure was still part of my bod when I fell asleep now laying in the hallway, and seeing you, one of the cavity kids in my home for some reason.

 oh and of course the respawn process. Have I ever mentioned how my respawn works here? Have I mentioned how it feels to me like it takes hours of piecing franken-piecing ever part of my code back together from whatever this game has come to think is how I originally was, when to you I’m sure it only looked like a couple seconds of blinking

but no you’re right that is a perfectly reasonable reaction to me being “a butt”

[tonelessturbo]

Reasonable reaction.... right. A lot of things are reasonable reactions! Oh fine so she's older than you. That makes YOU th' baby. Yer still throwin' a tantrum, except now it's understandable. c:

This is not a tantrum

You can’t come into my home and call me a butt and threaten to chew off my arm and expect me to just be okay with that? I thought you were smarter than those other Vanellopes there is some turbo somewhere in you! 

[tonelessturbo]

Yer just mad 'cause a Vanellope showed ya what fer. This just in, grown up sprite angry at child, decides t' throw a tantrum over it. Full story at 11.

The Vanellope you are referencing is older than I am! and This is not a tantrum, you’d know if it was a tantrum! This is a reasonable reaction! 

And she wasn’t even right! Her entire argument was “SHUT UP” How is that showing me anything other than that hair of her’s must be weighing on her brain

[tonelessturbo]

This Turbo's a doodoo head that complains whenever I chew on his arm. And I know I've won first place!! Lotsa times! I just can't remember because I've messed with my code too much! Stop bein' a meaniebutt.

Am I supposed to just let you chew on my arm?

I’m sorry chewing on my arm is only for winners. Maybe if you could prove you ever got first place I would let you, but you can’t, so I won’t

[tonelessturbo]

Joke's on you pal I can't even recall much of my racin' days anymore. Can't validate yet point but somethin' in my code tells me I'm a winner... which means I clearly I came in first place a lot. So there. >:(

If you can’t even remember then you clearly lost and pushed it waaaay back where you don’t have to think about it anymore

but it’s okay kid! It happens to the best of us, not me I’m a perfect being and I have never lost a race in my life, but you know the rest of you

[tonelessturbo]

Pssst.... yer a butt. ~ Vani

Am not! 

 You’re a small baby second place nerd

[tonelessturbo]

me and my ‘team of professionals’ looked up musical racer costume and we found this.

this is a costume for you.

look at it with horror.

With horror? More like with pure awe 

Someone get me this in white with red accents. Kill the stars make the trophies, this is happening