#vanitasjames

[tinkertoysandcombatboots]

♔

[stcrmage]

*stretches out in ask box, completely naked* Feel free to look, A~ You just can't touch~

*Snorts.* Bullshit I can’t touch. *Crawls over and dips her tongue into his belly button, grinning.*

[stcrmage]

Mun vs. Muse: How sexy Vanitas is~ ;D

[You little…]

"Um…really fucking sexy? I don’t understand how this is much of a debate…"

[Yeah I wouldn’t use the word ‘versus’ here. I mean, you can fuck him pretty well whenever you want, and I’ve adopted the tag #StraightForVanitas for my life, so…]

"Yeah I think the consensus is ‘There are no words for how sexy he is’."

[stcrmage]

So who's your favorite sex partner?

A smirk slowly fell over her face, an eyebrow arching.

"That’s easy. Terra. And Vanitas.”

[senioragentpoopypants]

[12:42:16 AM] Vanitas: (( Cia, am I stupid? Who's senioragentpoopypants an am I being reatrded because I'm tagged in one of their posts and I can't figure out who that is... ))

[12:42:28 AM] Aqua Murphy: [That's me.]

[12:42:34 AM] Vanitas: (( ...What ))

[12:42:40 AM] Terra: (( XD ))

[12:42:41 AM] Vanitas: (( How many accounts do you have ))

[12:42:44 AM] Vanitas: (( WHAT ))

[12:42:49 AM] Aqua Murphy: [3 RP accounts.]

[12:42:55 AM] Vanitas: (( hfdkhfjakslhfsadjfas ))

[12:42:58 AM] Vanitas: (( I'm out xD ))

[12:43:02 AM] Aqua Murphy: [I'm sorry?]

[12:43:12 AM] Vanitas: (( Why didn't I know that before? ))

[12:43:27 AM | Edited 12:43:31 AM] Aqua Murphy: [I never told you guys; none of you watch Warehouse 13.]

[12:43:45 AM] Vanitas: (( OH OK SO I'M NOT RETARDED THANK GOD ))

[12:43:53 AM] Aqua Murphy: [NO IT'S OKAY SWEETIE.]

[12:44:08 AM | Edited 12:44:11 AM] Vanitas: (( OK I'M SORRY ))

[12:44:25 AM] Aqua Murphy: [DON'T BE I WAS KINDA WONDERING WHAT YOUR REACTION WOULD BE IF I RANDOMLY TAGGED YOU OVER THERE.]

[12:44:43 AM] Vanitas: (( It was "WHO THE FUCK" ))

[12:44:46 AM] Vanitas: (( So you know. xD ))

[12:44:55 AM] Aqua Murphy: [Thank XD]