#vanon

[sugared-doll]

Ya'll leave my girl Manon alone bruh no she did NOT get in the way of your gay ship🙏🙏. Only one allowed to flame her is Vincent.

She's just a girl living(or dying if you think about it-)

[riftty-rifter-rebellion]

hatsien mike

[vannehanon]

Prison Escapee

[taeyungie]

i was trying to solve mathematical problems after procrastinating the whole semester and babe, let me tell you, im doomed. like wtf is this-

anyways,,,,, you have a CAT?! HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS?! PICS WHEN AND WHERE?!

- vanon

oh gosh AKSBJSJS i'm sure you can do it, maybe ask someone to help you if you're struggling? it's always easier to learn when someone's explaining directly to you, head's up sunshine! ❤️❤️❤️

AJSBSJSJJS you're right i think i never showed my cat here! I've been talking about him sometimes but I think i never posted any pictures 🙈 do you have any animals?? 🥺

okay, here you go then!! 🥰 that's my handsome ginger boy~

[ef-1]

dearest dr. katherine,

fridays are our days. maybe friday’s will be our “always” (but only when inspiration spikes within me, can’t have too much of a good thing)

the vanon tag is gr8, this is your roof. you dictate the roles, i just come in, cause chaos and cha cha slide out to watch the effects of *me*

let’s get down to business, three things:

- i’ve been having a thought that needs to be planted, so i’m planting it here. i saw a post that was like “if someone is being too much, you should distract them with a question like: would you like some sand?” and i think that’s fucking genius, i would add “and do a shoulder shimmy while you exit the scene, walking backwards” we no longer need to touch grass, we need to be offered sand.

-re: green; stunning color. but if you wouldn’t mind, can you provide the full flavor profile of celery? i haven’t had it in a hot second and my memory of it is confusing at best

- pistachio ice cream for your green study, unless you’re lactose intolerant or have a pistachio allergy but also . . . yolo? (this is coming from someone who had ben and jerry’s netflix and chill (peanut butter based ice cream) with a 58% certainty that they had a peanut and almond allergy, so proceed with caution)

ungracefully moonwalking (think dragging your foot back and taking a dramatic stop to point your toes and repeat. but this goes on for a really long time because i underestimated how long the distance would be) out of your anonymous box,

me :)

Vanon! I've missed you, picture us having this meeting (a date which I am, TO MY SHAME, late to) in a green cafe sipping a warm beverage of your choice

Alas, I hope the winter (or summer, I won't be presumptuous about the hemisphere you roam) is treating you well.

Re: I don't know if I have a pallate refined enough to deliver an accurate flavour profile of anything besides coffee. However, funny you should ask this, you've wrung my withers. Good celery, which is to say organic celery, is supposed to be saltier (an unpleasant addition to a breakfast green juice unfortunately for those of us organically minded). The sweeter a celery stick the less good stuff (minerals) it has and is probs commercially farmed. I'd always thought it was something to do with the pH of dirt. I was wrong. I still sometimes bite into something and whisper good dirt if it tastes good. You came for a flavour profile but I leave you empty handed and burdened with a useless factoid about organic celery 💚

I've only encountered pistachio ice cream once, I was v curious but ultimately did not opt for it bc it seemed #a lot. It wasn't really pistachio flavour, rather intimidatingly labelled "Crème à la pistache" which is to my understanding: pistachio paste? Not today. Fear not though, green ice creams do not go unrepresented in this house, where ever there is matcha ice cream, then matcha ice cream is what I'm getting.

I wish to meet your wit with more of vigour next time but for now I am #exhausted and have chosen to bask in the residual charisma you left in my inbox.

I will practice believing that I will not be tardy to another rendezvous,

Apologetically,

K8 the Gr8

[riftty-rifter-rebellion]

hi rift

-from vanon

this is to show my REAL not FAKE wife how to aend anons so she can also toture you

she wants to be onon 2 you are cooked ballsack

id say hi but get out

what wife 🤨🤨

nahhh im not sure if @orange-onon would fw getting replaced like that 💔💔

[riftty-rifter-rebellion]

say gex

@thevanon

gwt out

[riftty-rifter-rebellion]

REMINDER GARTIC IN AN HOUR AND 20 MINS‼️‼️ (if u guys can still make it-)

@orange-onon @thevanon @vanon2