Podcast: The Magnus Archives
Pairings: Jon/Martin, Jon & Martin & Tim & Sasha
“Oh, uh, no, sorry, I was just wondering if- if you needed anything else? Biscuits, or help transporting anything?” Martin gave another flash of a nervous smile. This was normal behaviour, Martin was behaving normally.
Jon shook his head, but he did pick up the mug of tea, which Martin counted as a win. “No, Martin, all I need is your research on cases #0121102 and #0112905. Thank you very much,” Jon said primly, taking a sip of the tea.
His face promptly scrunched up. His eyebrows knit together, he drew up his nose in disgust, and the twist of his mouth couldn’t be interpreted as anything except utter distaste.
He watched with hidden glee as Jon struggled to swallow the small mouthful of tea he had drunk. It must have hurt to swallow that much salt. Martin had waited and stirred the tea until the salt was fully dissolved. God, Jon’s face. This was better than he imagined.
“Oh my god, Jon, is something wrong?! What just happened?” Martin asked, maybe laying the concern on a little thick.
Jon spluttered, confused for a moment before glaring at Martin, “What happened is your bloody tea’s-”
“The tea?” Martin said, cutting Jon off quickly. He swiped the mug from Jon’s desk, took a swig and swallowed it. God that was awful. He’d need to wash his mouth out after this. “What’s wrong with it? It tastes fine.”
as an adamant lover of bitchy martin, the thought of tea revenge came to me one day and i decided it needed a whole fic about it
@franzis-frantic-thoughts
Writing a fic for this BB myself wasn’t enough responsibility, so here I am adding my opinion to others’ works.
Hey! I'm Miles and I'm happy to be betaing for this adorable fic. :)
hiya, i'm salt and i'm very excited to be making a podfic for this fic
I love to see some soft tma fluff. Helps distract from all the heartbreak
