#various anons

[nine-squared]

Oh cool a witness. And he's looking this way. Hey little guy could you hold these for me? 💋💋💋💋

That's for being the most adorable little thing I've ever seen. You deserve it. -🎸

[ ... This is the most confusing feeling you've ever had. ]

GREAT IDEA. (MAYBE THEN HE WON'T ASK ME ABOUT WHAT JUST HAPPENED.)

Aw yeah... My favorite off-brand cola, Dr TABsi! Now let's get out of h-

Oops, I'm so sorry, I didn't see you, I'll just-

OH JEEZ.

Now that you mention it, last time I saw him was when he gave me the computer. His room's door was also noticeably open, which isn't normal for him.

I never thought I'd say this, but should we go talk to Boxxer about this...?

[euclidean-geometry-supremacy]

*the smell of alcohol doesn’t leave him… there’s something red that keeps appearing in his peripheral but it leaves as soon as he looks every time*

Huh. That's strange. Must be seeing things!

[euclidean-geometry-supremacy]

You say that the only good Bill is a dead Bill, but what about a Bill in perpetual torment, trapped in a single point, unable to spread his lies and manipulation, forced to only observe forever?

HMMM... THERE ARE ONLY TWO GOOD BILLS! A DEAD BILL AND THE BILL MENTIONED ABOVE!

[euclidean-geometry-supremacy]

your son was better than you.

WHO WAS THE ONE THAT DESTROYED EUCLYDIA, AGAIN?

[euclidean-geometry-supremacy]

dare I speak on your MOTHER

DON'T REMEMBER HER! MY MONSTER OF A SON KILLED HER IN THAT FIRE! LUCKILY, HE'S BEEN DEALT WITH AS WELL, SO HE WON'T HURT ANY OTHER INNOCENT, TWO-DIMENSIONAL BEINGS.

[pinelittle-guy]

is ur name three syllables (Pine-ah-lee) or two syllables (pine-lee)?

What's syllable?

(ooc: Two! Pine-lee! :D)

[alex-whitman-moth-man]

Would will wood will enough wood to will the wood until it’s not wood

...Huh?

[euclidean-geometry-supremacy]

You should discipline your son more

MY REAL SON IS DEAD, BUT I DID PUNISH A DIFFERENT VERSION OF MY SON FOR LYING EARLIER! WE ALL KNOW HE NEEDS IT.