#varmint

[skullislandproductions]

Celebrating National Angel Food Cake Day may be a bit of a challenge for Bugs Bunny, as the snack is so light it doesn’t want to stay in place for the slicing!

[nicedocsbaby]

HELLO AND WELCOME TO MY WORLD

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A NOTE: a large amount of my stories deal with sensitive content that i talk about openly and freely, content warnings for individual narratives are listed under the cut

more info about specific stories under the cut, navigational tags below ^_^

INDIE - stalking, sexual assault, grooming, self harm, suicide, incel bullshit

illinois, 2022. after a traumatizing event leaves resident alternative niceguy atticus anderson broken up with his highschool sweetheart and childhood best friend axel, he begins to take extreme measures to avoid thinking about how much he wants to kill himself. namely, stalking. both cyber and in real life. this doesnt really work though, as he is still very much always thinking about how much he wants to kill himself. the only person he interacts with on a day to day basis is a channer incel from california named eric, who, unbeknownst to him, wants to fuck him really bad. no one in this situation is normal about anything. this one is my obvious favorite.

HOMETOWN - extremely not taken seriously war, death, substance abuse, liberalism

massachusetts, 1962. based on the music of the late great tom lehrer. when former actor george humphrey is plunged into a midlife crisis following his divorce, he makes the incredibly brash decision to run for president of the united states. to the surprise (and horror) of all us citizens, he somehow wins. through sheer ineptitude, he manages to start world war iii and gets promptly impeached after only six months in office, leaving his neurotic mess of a vp, hubert murphy, as the man in charge. george is left with no choice but to head back to his wacky home town full of wacky characters with his tail between his legs. im sure hes doing fine.

UP LATE WITH SONNY CARMICHAEL (ULWSC) - unreality, paranoia, general horror, death

new jersey, 1973. in an attempt to further her husband sonnys talk show career, lilith carmichael sells her soul to the devil in exchange for fame. this does not go nearly as well as she hoped however. while the show does receive a boost in ratings, she was unable to hold up her end of the bargain and abbadon takes her life as punishment. known wifeguy sonny will not stand for this, and hes willing to do anything to bring the love of his life back, no matter what.

HOW TO COME UNDONE (HTCU) - parental abuse

california, 1995. two average teenagers at an average high school both convinced theyre suffering uniquely more than anyone else on the planet. all melissa crowell wants is to be a normal girl with a normal life and a normal boyfriend, but all her relationships keep failing! this is, of course, because she is a lesbian that is not attracted to her boyfriend even slightly. she doesnt know that yet though. peter shafir is an average insecure geek suffering from extreme maladaptive daydreaming, mostly centering around a classmate of his that he doesnt actually know anything about. also theyre based on the albums totally crushed out by that dog and blue by weezer respectively.

CLOSING INTERACTIVE - suicide, cults, substance abuse, gamers

ohio, 1985. closing interactive co-founders and best friends colin shaw and nick wescott find themselves in hot water following the video game crash of '83. when their company inevitably goes under, colin, being normal, turns to alcoholism and blaming every single one of his problems on wescott and everyone thats ever known him. hatching a plan to kill himself, and take everyone else down with him. if you know what this is based on no you dont.

VARMINT - murder, religion, negatively portrayed psychosis and delusions, suicide, self harm, true crime bullshit

louisiana, 1976/2006. after a series of misunderstandings and bouts of teenage hysteria leave marley hill having murdered his girlfriend doe in an assisted suicide, he develops a hallucination of doe telling him the only way to repent for her death is to keep killing. and he abides. he spends his adult years as a quiet serial killer, up until 1997 when he shoots his wife and his twin children call the cops on him, after which he is promptly arrested. now, in 2002, shad and shishka hill live lives muddied with grief, ptsd, and unhealthy coping mechanisms. they are what the story is actually about. also theyre all furries

NEVER WORK A DAY IN YOUR LIFE (NWADIYL) - substance abuse

illinois, 1995. pointless meandering wageslave cubicle office job where everyone has their own individual b plots going on, ranging wildly in tone. theyre all based on different songs by different artists, usually 90s-00s alt rock, except when theyre based on a song thats not that. same universe as indie, with two of the principal characters later going on to be the parents of mitchell. wow!

i also cowrite a little thingy called rainforest floods, which has its own dedicated blog here ^_^

[hag-o-hags]

Hello friends! My perfect sweet disaster, Ruby, the #varmint, is yet again racking up some hefty vet bills. She's about???? 13, but she's kind of like a similarly aged Toyota, where as long as you're willing to keep putting money and new parts into her, she's going to keep running indefinitely.

This thing. Sweet sleepy girl, snoring like a congested warthog 💞

Unsurprisingly, given the state of everything in the world, money is tight for me. I'm going to figure it out, because she's my stinky precious girl. The vet is estimating about $700-$1000 for removing and biopsying a mass on her foot, in addition to about $450 I've already paid this month for labs and exams for some mystery kidney issues we're trying to figure out.

I'm gonna pass the hat and mention that I have a ko-fi at

ko-fi.com/snickerchunks

if you're interested in helping out me and my New Mexican Beefy Chupachalupa. If you'd like something neat in return, you can buy one of my Tony Bourdain Has A Posse stickers there too!

If you can help, awesome; if you can share this, splendid; if you're living your life on the brink of hysterics and you just can't handle any more evidence of how thinly spread our collective survival resources are, OMG SAMESIES NO PROBLEMO, BOO

Under the cut is the estimate from her vet and some more pictures of my puppylumpkin. If you enjoy that experience and would like more, I highly suggest checking out the tags #varmint, and #actual photo of my actual dog

Thennnnnnnksssssuh ✨

Dog on the moon! Gonna run right off the damn thing.

[herelieskennauncovered]

I made this at work when I was bored

[willibeest]

Lenoretober 2025 - Day 3

The little varmint I draw when I’m too busy the whole day

[herelieskenna]

Honorary Varmit drawings I made for some pins >:) I spelled varmit that way on purpose btw.

What is a varmit? (My personal definition)

A varmit is usually a small, furry, four legged, boxy animal about the size of a toaster oven. The term is most often used for wildlife that, while not dangerous, cause a “nuisance” towards humans in some aspects. Sometimes this is from natural behaviors of the animals like digging burrows, the smell, or the sheer number of them alone. Other times this is due to adaptive behaviors like digging through trash cans or harassing livestock.

To be called a varmit is to be called annoying, bothersome, or another likewise insult.

“Varmit” is an informal word that blossomed from colloquial use from the word “vermin”. It is most often spelled “Varmint”.

Do you dig through trash and/or cause problems with your mere presence?? Well then YOU, my friend, might just be an HONORARY VARMIT! What’s

[dirtyhousekey]

[margindoodles2407]

legit just saw a guy who looked EXACTLY like varmint minus the scar