For fuck's sake, Ratthi!

BABS! I like dogs and queers and I will not be daunted by the enormity of finding a more just world. I am a grownup.

[notatzimisce]

I will never shy away from the word goon. goon is the only way to describe a particular type of henchman, lackey, or thug. look at these guys. they're goons.

[zazzedcoffee]

Who would win?

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Voting ended onFeb 5, 2023

[zazzedcoffee]

voter fraud, GO!

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Remaining time: 16978 days 12 hours

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Notes:

Second poll will remain open until 50 years from publishing

Bot options share a UUID, making a vote for either count for both

Previously, a vote in the first poll counted for both options in the second

A vote for the second poll increases the vote count for both polls, despite the first ostensibly being closed

[muntiller2]

What the fuck does the back end of this website look like

[fuckblast]

Say you'll stay with me blogging until the horse poll closes

[weepingwidar]

Nicko Cecchini (Canadian, d.o.b. unknown) - Castle Walls Lead Me to Despair (2026)

[softeeeeeee]

I salute the flag.

[hag-o-hags]

there are a pair of yaks for sale on craigslist mmmmmmghuvuejj

[hag-o-hags]

this is getting a workout

[hag-o-hags]

there are a pair of yaks for sale on craigslist mmmmmmghuvuejj

[hag-o-hags]

I need to

put the sun shades up around my enclosure

so I need to clean the ladder of pigeon poo

so I need to hook up the garden hose

so I need to disconnect my supply hose

so I need to shut off the water at the spigot

so I need the hose bib key

and I can't get up to find it

because I'm required to hold her hand while she snores

[hag-o-hags]

They're too low for the door :)

[urgetocreate]

JB Cornish, Port Isaac from the Sea View Farm Shop, Oil on canvas

[willgrahamscock]

I really liked hannibal I just wish it wasn't full of problematic themes

"I really liked hannibal but imagine if he was vegan and instead of a serial killer cannibal he was a florist and he didn't manipulate will graham they just fell in love and politely asked abigail if she'd like to be adopted"

[willgrahamscock]

he still makes cannibal jokes though and everyone just chalks it up to him being european

[ratcouncil]

[hag-o-hags]

I need to

put the sun shades up around my enclosure

so I need to clean the ladder of pigeon poo

so I need to hook up the garden hose

so I need to disconnect my supply hose

so I need to shut off the water at the spigot

so I need the hose bib key

and I can't get up to find it

because I'm required to hold her hand while she snores

[externalmemorycomic]

tag your otp or whatever (There's 750+ comic pages available to read on my patreon for less than 4$, go check it out! Link in pinned post :D you'd be helping a disabled artist and I'd be very grateful!)

[emily-e-draws]

this platform sure is decayed

[themoonandmyman]

hello I am at my wits end and I need to know something. Do you talk to your mother every day?

Yes

No

Remaining time: 4 days 11 hours

No nuance. If you don’t have a mother/are no contact etc this is not a poll for you.

You can elaborate as to how often you feel is a regular amount of communication between an adult child and their mother.

[sablingart]

Starting work on a Pokémon board game

what would you like to see included?

[its-funnytwittertweets]

[dragonpyre]

[sevastiel]

[ashlgcostumes]

I pull up my slide show. The first slide says “I do not want to financially support the Church of the Latter Day Saints in any way”. There are murmurs of agreement and approval from the room

Next slide. “Brandon Sanderson is a member of the LDS”. The muttering has changed tone

“It’s not a very big amount of money though.” Someone in the audience pipes up. “His cut is only a small fraction of the cost of the book, and then-“ my next slide shows an income breakdown, it is titled ‘a small fraction of $10,000,000 is still a big number’

I’m sweating. The following slides explain tithing rules. The vibe of the room has shifted. I start to doubt I’m getting out of here alive

[fuckblast]

[bashcrandicoot]

“I don’t know what my goals are, no. Thanks for asking.”