#vastards talk

[jonthevastard]

(Donald Trump voice) And can you believe this. They're eating the the the the wheat by product! The people I don't like are eating the wheat. The wheat by products! The wheat and wheat by products!

[jonthevastard]

yall ever think of the parallels between jonmartin and hadestown. jon looked back for martin I think I could really have something here

[jonthevastard]

put the johns in a room.

jon: I eat statements

jonny: I eat people!

john: help girl I fucked up I'm being divorced agai

[jonthevastard]

peter lukas has some great ideas about the sea I think. oh boy I love staring out from a dock while our mother is already walking back to the car so I'm fully alone and unseen while the waves crash alongside the wood and the lake in front of me stretches out beyond where my eyes can see

[jonthevastard]

beautiful darkness comic freaked me the fuck out I think you all should read it. or don't. maybe don't is the better option for your mental state but reading it also has beautiful fucked up art

[jonthevastard]

Woah mama, you have no clue what lurks in the shadows!

(@ominous-elvis)

I don't really care either as long as it doesnt do anything to me. monsters of tumblr, our shadows are free for you to take up residence in no rent needed as long as you don't harm us

also least likely blog I expected to be near ours

[jonthevastard]

the magnus archives season two spoilers below

so hey haha you guys ever thought about how the not!them's true identity can only be seen by those who care for the person deeply or have watched the person a lot. and how melanie saw through the not!them. because I sure have. I'm not Saying that there's some missed theory potential but also there's missed theory potential

[jonthevastard]

i really really really really really want to go back to bed