First off, Mr. Nobly, you have bad timing: why would you do it at the ball, the ball that is scripted where people profess their love for the ladies- it is in the pamphlet, you should have read it! But your acting is really cute and tickles my romantic little heart to death.
Second, i seriously want someone to kiss my palm now. (Watch, you'll be squeeing at that bit too).
Third, if you don't think this bit was hilarious, the entire play really, then what is wrong with you. It was so bad it was marvellous. Made better that everyone else, the play audience, where heckling a bit.
*threatening twirling shepherd staff, que deep voice* "Though cur, you break this ladies heart," *voice gets even deeper and spartacus-like*, "I will break your head."
Or, if you didn't think that this moment was so fucking hilarious (and just a bit badass) i can't speak to you because i died a laughing death over it:
*pulls out the other women's fake breast boost & slaps her with it in the face*
At first, when i started watching it, i was like 'oh no, another spectacular crap movie, but then it got really really good and i'm kinda hating myself over it because you know who directed produced it? Author Stephenie Meyer (she didn't write the book though). I read the Twilight saga because i wanted to know why my friends made that absolutely identical and freaky face whenever someone said 'Edward', and then i continued to read it because you cannot critique and express your dislike of something that you have not read. That's not how it works (unless you're just working with the concept of things, then it's just your dislike of the idea of something). I suffered three books (for my tastes: i know there are some who may follow me who are fans, i just didn't like them. I'm not critiquing you. And i try to keep my twilight dislike minimum on my blog because i did come across one follower who's a twihard). And i just do not think Meyer could produce something good, not as much as I enjoyed Austenland.
So i recommend it. Just saying, tumblr. If you need something, cute and romantic but also hilarious. There it is.