i've been thinking about a mermaid au recently and i have this headcannon that gavin (aka the gaudiest blingiest motherfucker on earth) loves finding little shiny trinkets at the bottom of the ocean and stringing them together into a necklace (and one time he found a diamond earring and hasn't taken it out since even though it's starting to get rusty from the salt water)
omg gav u piece of trash ur gonna get an infection
jack just sighs like “listen give me that i’ll get one of the humans i know to get it made into something that isn’t going to corrode in the water”
fuck of course I had to leave when all the shipping talk starts!!!! but for the record james is a total bottom always and forever and nobody will tell me any differently. just imagining james with his ass in the air and whoever is topping him pinning him with a hand in between his shoulder blades makes me SWEAT
THANK YOU LORD FOR THIS BOUNTIFUL GIFTi agree so much with everything you said.or him sitting on top of someone and r i d i n g them like please he has thigh muscles for days and they would be so good at lifting him up and down on top of someone literally end my life.
ok but imagine it the other way around, the lads are on stage for some kind of press conference and the gents are part of the media. geoff's in the crowd with a pen behind his ear, flipping through a little notebook while jack and ryan talk across him and michael just kinda elbows gavin and goes 'dibs on the tatted one' and it echoes through the whole room. michael's cheeks go red and geoff just looks up for half a second and looks back down as his cheeks pink up and jack goes 'that's you buddy'
OH MY GOD I’M CRYING, MICHAEL WOULD PULL SOME BRO-Y SHIT LIKE THAT
ayooo maybe if you're still doing those prompts you could do raychael with #3 ;) ;)
things you said too quietly
If asked later, maybe Michael would say the silence crashed over the bed - or crushed the room entirely - but for now he and Ray take a moment to think only that it fell. Michael is suddenly very aware of the sheets’ texture against his bare skin, of the rush of cool air from the open window, of the way Ray’s hand is no longer holding his.
“What?” he manages to ask through the lump in his throat. “What’d you say?”
Ray is quiet for too long. Michael longs to rewind the few brief moments to where Ray had been enthusiastically riding him, moaning his name, leaving pink scratches on his chest that now burn red.
“Nothin’.” There’s a resigned bitterness in Ray’s tone, and it sets Michael off.
“That wasn’t nothing,” he snaps. “I fucking heard you speak English, Ray, now fucking repeat what you said.”
“Shit, Michael, it’s no big deal—”
“Bullshit. You got somethin’ to say, fuckin’ say it, dude. We’re all friends here.”
From the corner of his eye, Michael sees something shift in Ray’s expression.
“Right. That’s great.” Ray’s words are indistinct, too soft at the edges.
“Come on.” Michael rolls onto his side to face Ray. He tries not to be disappointed when Ray doesn’t mirror him. They lie there in silence, tense and helpless.
“You’re killin’ me, Ray.” It’s meant to be teasing, loud, but it comes out in a weary whisper.
“You know what I said.”
“I don’t know. I’m not sure. You were quiet as fuck.” Michael sighs through his nose and puts a hand on Ray’s face. “C’mere, dickhead. Talk to me.”
Ray pushes his hand away, but laces their fingers together with a squeeze. Michael grins at him.
ok but for the wolf of wallstreet au, gav would absolutely be jonah hill (esp the scene where leo tells him he made some ridiculous amount of money last month and jonah says "you show me your pay stub with those numbers on it and i'll quit my job right now and work for you")
hahaha yeah i was thinking the same thing. he would fall into the role so easily.
AND CAN YOU IMAGINE THE FUCKING LUDES SCENE WITH THE TWO OF THEM???????????????????? FUCK MY LIFE
HI IMAGINE HOW GOOD JAMES WOULD LOOK WITH A DICK IN HIS MOUTH, ALL DOE EYES AND CHEEKBONES FOR DAYS OH MY GDOD I JUST THOUGHT OF THIS AND NOW I'M IN A COLD SWEAT I'M GONNA GO TAKE A COLD SHOWER
honestly i feel like “you would look so beautiful with a cock in your mouth” is probably the creepiest compliment you could give another human being (i completely agree with you, by the way, in every point you make here) but ON THE OTHER HAND if there’s gonna be a human being who would receive that compliment and not bat a fucking eye, i think we both know it would be james.
