[text] I’m an idiot. You fooled me again. / [text] Be careful. / [text] I want you to be happy. / [text] It was so good seeing you. / [drunk text] I’m eating macaroni and cheese on a slice of pizza and autocorrect just wrote that text for me pretty much, what’s your night like / [drunk text] Can you pls remind me tomorrow of how much of a fool I made myself tonight / [drunk text] Omf g you need to get over here now I think I’m dyin
[text] I’m an idiot. You fooled me again.
( text to - tarzan ): oh angels.( text to - tarzan ): is this about the highlights again?( text to - tarzan ): i told you, i’m sorry i didn’t tell you!!!!( text to - tarzan ): you can’t hold it against me forever, c’mon.
( text to - tarzan ): i’ll TRY to do that( text to - tarzan ): not sure if it’d work though
[text] I want you to be happy.
( text to - tarzan ): i’m not sure what brought this up( text to - tarzan ): but thank you( text to - tarzan ): tho i’d be happier if you dropped the dyed hair thing for good!!!!!!
[text] It was so good seeing you.
( text to - tarzan ): same here( text to - tarzan ): i missed seeing your beautiful hair
[drunk text] I’m eating macaroni and cheese on a slice of pizza and autocorrect just wrote that text for me pretty much, what’s your night like
( text to - tarzan ): i was about to comment at how impressed i was but( text to - tarzan ): mac and cheese on pizza? what the hell, man
[drunk text] Can you pls remind me tomorrow of how much of a fool I made myself tonight.
( text to - tarzan ): don’t worry, i recorded everything( text to - tarzan ): i’ll make sure to show you( text to - tarzan ): nice hair whipping thing you got going on tho
[drunk text] Omf g you need to get over here now I think I’m dyin
( text to - tarzan ): what( text to - tarzan ): nevermind, where you are??( text to - tarzan ): i can be there in two.