Jun 23, 2015
* foundandsettled.
“Hey, have you seen Uncle Lonnie lately? I wanted to say hi but he wasn’t at the farm. Which is weird. But, like, whatever! Did you know your son propositioned me today?”
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* foundandsettled.
“Hey, have you seen Uncle Lonnie lately? I wanted to say hi but he wasn’t at the farm. Which is weird. But, like, whatever! Did you know your son propositioned me today?”
* walkedclouds.
“So. Are you gonna finish that coffee, or--? I mean, I can totally take it off of your hands.”
* rockatanskis.
“Be honest. Does this beard tell you not to fuck with me, or do I just look like a teddy-bear? And I don’t want a non-answer either, okay? The more I ask people this question, the more likely I am to get punched, you feel me?”
* memoryserved.
“I need a dollar and you look just like the kind of person who could give me exactly one dollar. So, what do you say?”