Vegan Rules for World Domination
(1) Knowledge is power. Power Corrupts. Study Hard. Be Evil.
(2) You can’t eat meat but with a cup of coffee and some Duct Tape…you can rule the world.
(3) Vegans: make peace that you will never taste the wonderful flavor of meat again.
(4) Others will think you are crazy but that is none of your business.
(5) Time heals almost everything but your craving for meat.
(6) Don’t compare your vegan lifestyle to others and don’t judge them. They have no idea you are crazy.
(7) Stop thinking about eating pork it’s alright to pretend Tofu is the other white meat.
(8) When you’re a Vegan no one is in charge.