#vegetables suck

[adekalyn]

*Young Ron complaining about having to eat vegetables*

Mrs. Weasley: The world isn’t fair, Ronald.

Ron: I know, but why isn’t it ever unfair in my favour?

[mistuh-jay]

Vegetables

I don't understand why people put them in food. I personally think they're disgusting. Then people say shit like "Oh, you can't even taste it." Your taste buds must be dead, I can definitely taste it. I don't like the taste or the texture. And if you can't even taste them, what business do they have in my food. "They're good for you." Well I've done fine without them. I can't think of the last time I actually ate something with an abundance of vegetables in it.

[tomlinah]

when i was little, if i experienced anything unpleasant id just pass out. my eyes would roll back in my head and id pass out for a good two to three minutes

my parents found this out when they tried feeding me vegetables

they called an ambulance

[highschoolhellion]

Dad: you can't leave this table until you eat your green beans

5 year old me: frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn