>Glacis: Begrudgingly answer asshat fungus douche.
-- vehementPundit [VP] began pestering dauntlessTracker [DT] at 18:42 --
VP: ____[] Hey.
VP: ____[] I'm supposed To do some server sTuff for you, aren'T I.
DT: --)- where the fuck have you been
VP: ____[] Sorry.
VP: ____[] I was... dealing wiTh people.
DT: --)- huh
VP: ____[] OTher players.
DT: --)- well
DT: --)- yeah
DT: --)- everyone's been doing the whole 'getting to know you' dance I guess
VP: ____[] Ugh This braT is so annoying...
DT: --)- which brat
VP: ____[] None of your business.
DT: --)- that's fine
DT: --)- I don' care
DT: --)- so put down the punch designix
VP: ____[] Jeez This place is so cramped.
VP: ____[] There.
VP: ____[] WhaT is This Thing anyway.
DT: --)- you mean you don' know already
DT: --)- you must have been dealing with the people that didn' know jack fucking shit about the machines
VP: ____[] Didn'T explain iT To me yeT.
VP: ____[] I'm a liTTle preoccupied righT now.
DT: --)- the punch designix makes items out of punched captchalogue cards
DT: --)- well, no
DT: --)- fuck
DT: --)- it punches captchalogue cards
DT: --)- and then you use them with the totem lathe and alchemiter to duplicate new items
VP: ____[] I see.
DT: --)- but
DT: --)- you can also combine items apparently
VP: ____[] ThaT's cool.
DT: --)- if you overlap two punched cards, they combine the properties of the items
DT: --)- there was some other bullshit about || and && combinations I don' fucking know
DT: --)- probably not too important right now
VP: ____[] Probably.
DT: --)- alright are you listening
VP: ____[] Oh righT, I'm supposed To build up your house.
DT: --)- what are you even doing
VP: ____[] I am.
DT: --)- no seriously
VP: ____[] Things.
DT: --)- what
VP: ____[] I Told you ThaT iT's none of your business.
DT: --)- it is my fucking business
VP: ____[] IT isn'T.
DT: --)- you're my server right
DT: --)- I'd rather know what you're up to so I can at least plan for your moments of complete and utter indifference towards this hive-building project
VP: ____[] I'm sTill doing your Things.
VP: ____[] So iT's none of your business.
DT: --)- you completely dropped off the radar until literally just now
VP: ____[] I am lisTening by The way.
VP: ____[] Aren'T you glad ThaT I'm being so much more relaxed.
DT: --)- what is so fucking important
VP: ____[] No I goT your Thing abouT The punch designix.
VP: ____[] WhaT else did you wanT me To say.
VP: ____[] "Yes I goT iT you dipshiT"?
DT: --)- no I mean
VP: ____[] Anyway are you alrighT wiTh sTairs.
DT: --)- other players have been in regular contact with their servers
DT: --)- and
DT: --)- fuck
DT: --)- whatever
VP: ____[] Oh.
DT: --)- forget it
DT: --)- just build the stairs
VP: ____[] I was asleep for a while.
VP: ____[] ThaT was producTive, Though.
DT: --)- oh
DT: --)- did you have the dream too
VP: ____[] Yes.
VP: ____[] ... Ended up on a place called ProspiT.
VP: ____[] IT's golden.
VP: ____[] Can'T explain iT righT now Though.
VP: ____[] Anyway, your sTairs are righT Ther.
VP: ____[] *There.
DT: --)- I'm so fucking sick of stairs
VP: ____[] I Told you abouT Them.
VP: ____[] And you said okay.
DT: --)- no you
DT: --)- holy shit never mind
DT: --)- just
VP: ____[] I said "Are you okay wiTh sTairs" and you said "jusT build The sTairs."
DT: --)- do you see the stairs in my hive
VP: ____[] WhaT abouT Them.
DT: --)- do you see why I would be sick of the stairs
DT: --)- up and down
VP: ____[] Deal wiTh iT.
DT: --)- every time I want to leave
DT: --)- floor after floor
DT: --)- I was trying to make conversation you douche
DT: --)- I wasn' actually asking you to put in a fucking escalator
VP: ____[] Oh.
VP: ____[] Oh I already waTched...
VP: ____[] Hm.
VP: ____[] Anyway whaT else did you expecT me To puT.
DT: --)- fucking stop right there
DT: --)- what are you doing
DT: --)- what
DT: --)- are
DT: --)- you
DT: --)- doing
VP: ____[] THINGS THAT DON'T CONCERN YOU YOU SHITHEAD.
DT: --)- YES THEY DO
DT: --)- YOU'RE NOT EVEN PAYING ATTENTION
VP: ____[] I AM.
DT: --)- YOU'RE FUCKING TALKING ABOUT SOMETHING TOTALLY UNRELATED
VP: ____[] WHAT AM I NOT ALLOWED TO MULTITASK??
DT: --)- what were you watching
VP: ____[] WaTching ouT for someThing on my planeT.
DT: --)- no
VP: ____[] QuesT. Once again: None of your business.
DT: --)- that's a shitty lie and you know it
DT: --)- you 'already watched'
DT: --)- what did you already watch
VP: ____[] ThaT's a shiTTee aTTiTude you have and you know iT.
DT: --)- you arren' by any chance
VP: ____[] IT doesn'T have anyThing To do wiTh you.
DT: --)- watching a fucking tv show
DT: --)- are you
VP: ____[] Of course noT why The fuck would I do ThaT.
DT: --)- because it seems to BE A COMMON FUCKING PRACTICE WITH MY CLIENT
DT: --)- SO WHY WOULDN'T MY SERVER DO IT TOO
DT: --)- HELL, WHY DOESN'T EVERYONE JUST SIT DOWN
DT: --)- AND WATCH FUCKINT TV
DT: --)- INSTEAD OF DOING THEIR JOBS
VP: ____[] I AM NOT WATCHING A TV SHOW!!!
DT: --)- WHAT ARE YOU WATCHING THEN
VP: ____[] NONE. OF. YOUR. BUSINESS.
VP: ____[] BESIDES HOW THE FUCK WOULD I WATCH TV IF THE WORLD'S FUCKING GONE.
DT: --)- YOU TELL ME
DT: --)- HOW DO WE GET AN INTERNET CONNECTION
DT: --)- IF THE WORLD'S FUCKING GONE
VP: ____[] HOW DO I KNOW?!
VP: ____[] ANYWAY.
VP: ____[] YOUR.
VP: ____[] STAIRS.
VP: ____[] ARE.
VP: ____[] RIGHT.
VP: ____[] THERE.
VP: ____[] I'VE ALREADY DONE WHAT I WAS SUPPOSED TO DO.
VP: ____[] WHAT ELSE DO YOU WANT FROM ME YOU DIPSHIT.
DT: --)- nothing
VP: ____[] Okay.
DT: --)- fuck off and go back to half-assing your job
VP: ____[] I am NOT half-assing my job.
DT: --)- yes
DT: --)- you are
DT: --)- and here I thought you were serious about 'winning'
VP: ____[] I am Trying To SORT OUT SOMETHING HERE YOU ASSHAT.
DT: --)- wasn' that your whole shtick
DT: --)- 'I WANNA WIN'
DT: --)- like fucking hell you do
VP: ____[] I am.
VP: ____[] You wouldn'T undersTand.
VP: ____[] Hell I'm even FOLLOWING YOUR ADVICE.
VP: ____[] IT's funny isn'T iT.
VP: ____[] You're angry aT me for someThing I ended up doing BECAUSE OF YOUR ADVICE.
DT: --)- what
DT: --)- what advice
VP: ____[] You probably don'T remember.
VP: ____[] Too bad.
DT: --)- fuck you I'm going to check the log
VP: ____[] NoT This log.
DT: --)- I mean the other log
DT: --)- the only other log in existence
VP: ____[] Ha.
DT: --)- fck
DT: --)- you don' mean
DT: --)- the moirail thing
DT: --)- do you
VP: ____[] Well, I don'T know!
DT: --)- that's the only thing even remotely resembling advice
DT: --)- that I gave to you
DT: --)- oh gods
DT: --)- what did you do
VP: ____[] Ha ha ha ha...
DT: --)- you didn'
DT: --)- coerce a human into something did you
DT: --)- please tell me
DT: --)- it isn' a human
VP: ____[] Of course iT isn'T a human you shiT.
DT: --)- thank fucking gods
DT: --)- but then
VP: ____[] I'm noT ThaT sTupid.
DT: --)- I never said you were stupid
DT: --)- but then who
VP: ____[] I've only Talked To Three Trolls so far.
VP: ____[] ...
VP: ____[] Does ThaT noT give you a clue.
VP: ____[] Jesus fuck I ThoughT you were smarTer Than ThaT.
DT: --)- sorry for not immediately jumping to answer your question
DT: --)- now the shoe is on the other foot isn' it
VP: ____[] WhaT.
DT: --)- never mind
DT: --)- it's obviously not me
DT: --)- who else did you talk to
DT: --)- sponge girl
DT: --)- sponge girl
VP: ____[] Umbrella.
DT: --)- I TOLD YOU TO TRY SPONGE GIRL
DT: --)- YOU WENT FOR IT DIDN'T YOU
VP: ____[] I DID NOT.
DT: --)- you fucking id
DT: --)- did
VP: ____[] AT leasT noT in The way ThaT you're Thinking.
DT: --)- did you make pale advances
VP: ____[] WhaT are pale advances.
DT: --)- did you try and convince her to be your moirail you ass
VP: ____[] No.
VP: ____[] Things are differenT in This game, I know.
VP: ____[] You can'T jusT go up and make someone be your moirail.
DT: --)- right
DT: --)- so you're not forcing anyone then
VP: ____[] Nope.
DT: --)- that's
DT: --)- unexpected
VP: ____[] Oh...
DT: --)- (jebal)
VP: ____[] MOUSSE ))
DT: --)- (CARRY ON)
DT: --)- oh what
VP: ____[] NoThing.
VP: ____[] Anyway yes I am noT forcing anyone.
DT: --)- ah fuck you're doing something else again aren' you
VP: ____[] I've been doing "someThing else" This whole Time.
DT: --)- sponge girl
DT: --)- how is that going
VP: ____[] How is whaT going.
DT: --)- like I fucking said before
DT: --)- I told you to try and go have a mutually beneficial moiralleigance with sponge girl
DT: --)- even though it was mostly facetious
VP: ____[] Oh.
VP: ____[] Okay waiT a momenT.
DT: --)- did you or did you not make an attempt
VP: ____[] I need To pay aTTenTion.
VP: ____[] Or I'll die.
DT: --)- what
DT: --)- what the fuck is going on
VP: ____[] AlrighT I'm done.
VP: ____[] Anyway.
VP: ____[] WhaT do you mean by aTTempT.
VP: ____[] I hope you remember ThaT I have no idea abouT whaT The fuck pale advances are.
DT: --)- holy shit
DT: --)- did you talk about your feelings
DT: --)- or try
VP: ____[] No I jusT goT To know her a liTTle.
VP: ____[] ... AlThough.
VP: ____[] Hey.
VP: ____[] How old are you.
DT: --)- the middle of my 7th sweep, why
VP: ____[] Okay good.
VP: ____[] Sponge girl is 6 sweeps.
DT: --)- and how old are you
DT: --)- 6
VP: ____[] I'm 7 you dipshiT.
DT: --)- oh
DT: --)- OH
DT: --)- ha
VP: ____[] Yeah I Think you geT iT.
VP: ____[] Oh hold on again.
DT: --)- oh god fucking damnit
DT: --)- can you just finish whatever bullshit you're doing
DT: --)- really
VP: ____[] WaiT... I missed someThing...
VP: ____[] DammiT.
VP: ____[] How will I do This now.
VP: ____[] Okay, fine. I'll sTop wiTh This for you.
DT: --)- I'm on to you
DT: --)- I am so fucking on to you right now
VP: ____[] WhaT.
DT: --)- you 'got to know her'
DT: --)- what did you talk about
VP: ____[] Her, obviously?
DT: --)- her what
DT: --)- like her interests maybe
VP: ____[] You don'T say.
DT: --)- haha
DT: --)- ha
VP: ____[] WhaT.
VP: ____[] Oh you mean you haven'T goT iT.
DT: --)- I know
VP: ____[] I ThoughT you goT iT so much earlier.
VP: ____[] Wow.
DT: --)- you're watching cartoons
VP: ____[] No I'm noT.
DT: --)- you're watching
DT: --)- cartoons
VP: ____[] This isn'T a carToon.
DT: --)- cartoons
DT: --)- she called it a cartoon
VP: ____[] THIS IS NOT A FUCKING CARTOON.
DT: --)- it's a cartoon
VP: ____[] IT'S NOT A CARTOON.
DT: --)- cartoon
DT: --)- did you go back to watching your CARTOON
VP: ____[] No.
VP: ____[] I did.
VP: ____[] NoT.
VP: ____[] IT ISN'T A CARTOON ANYWAY.
DT: --)- I can wait until you finish your CARTOON
DT: --)- what is it then
VP: ____[] IT's.
VP: ____[] A.
VP: ____[] DocumenTary.
DT: --)- oh really
DT: --)- what's it about
VP: ____[] Humans.
VP: ____[] Though mosT of iT is acTually incorrecT.
VP: ____[] Humans are a shiTload less cooler Than They are in The documenTary.
DT: --)- where would a troll get a documentary on humans
DT: --)- like really
DT: --)- a species that no one has seen or heard from in billions of sweeps
DT: --)- it's fucking fiction
DT: --)- it's a cartoon I fucking know it
VP: ____[] No.
VP: ____[] IT's based on humans.
VP: ____[] Though probably This is Their "myThology" or someThing.
DT: --)- then you won' mind if I watch
DT: --)- right
VP: ____[] I don'T Think you'd wanT To waTch iT.
VP: ____[] Don'T.
DT: --)- I do
VP: ____[] This is beTween sponge girl and me.
DT: --)- I want to see what's so interesting that it's been occupying all your free time
VP: ____[] Don'T.
VP: ____[] Mess wiTh iT.
VP: ____[] No.
DT: --)- yes
VP: ____[] If you waTch iT, and sponge girl finds ouT, how is The moirail Thing ever going To work ouT?
VP: ____[] She mighT as well Talk To YOU abouT iT raTher Than me.
VP: ____[] So don'T waTch iT.
DT: --)- trust me
VP: ____[] Don'T you dare fucking waTching iT.
VP: ____[] *WaTch.
VP: ____[] God.
DT: --)- I don' want to talk to sponge girl about her shitty cartoons
VP: ____[] Don'T.
VP: ____[] WaTch.
VP: ____[] IT.
DT: --)- come and stop me you douche
DT: --)- oh wait
DT: --)- you can'
VP: ____[] YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW THE NAME OF THE SHOW DO YOU.
DT: --)- I'll ask
DT: --)- she'll tell me
VP: ____[] NO.
DT: --)- there's no fucking way she won'
DT: --)- yes
VP: ____[] NO.
DT: --)- yes
VP: ____[] NO.
DT: --)- you can' prevent me from doing this
VP: ____[] EVEN IF YOU DON'T WANT TO TALK TO HER ABOUT IT.
DT: --)- there is literally no way
VP: ____[] She's going To bring iT up for SURE.
VP: ____[] Don'T wreck my PLANS!
DT: --)- oh put a fucking cork in it
VP: ____[] Looks like you've learnT anoTher way To say "shuT up", huh?
VP: ____[] BUT I DON'T GIVE A SHIT.
DT: --)- if she's really interested in you, I'm not going to mess things up by asking her for the name of her stupid show
DT: --)- she won' give a shit
VP: ____[] So you won'T ask her.
DT: --)- I will
VP: ____[] Dude To her.
DT: --)- dude to her
VP: ____[] She will Talk To you abouT iT anyway.
DT: --)- what the shit does that mean
VP: ____[] I was going To say someThing buT I decide To phrase iT differenTly you dipshiT.
DT: --)- I'll change the subject
VP: ____[] No.
VP: ____[] Don'T you dare even ask her.
DT: --)- she's scared shitless of me anyway, or at the very least she doesn' like me
DT: --)- yes
DT: --)- I will
DT: --)- look, you're fucking done
DT: --)- just admit
DT: --)- that you've been watching her cartoons
VP: ____[] Fine I've been waTching one of her SHOWS buT iT ISN'T A CARTOON.
DT: --)- then
DT: --)- what is it
VP: ____[] Didn'T I say so earlier.
DT: --)- YOU DIDN'T FUCKING ADMIT ANYTHING
DT: --)- WE'RE BACK TO WHERE WE STARTED
VP: ____[] MAYBE I ADMITTED IT A LONG TIME AGO BUT YOU DIDN'T ACKNOWLEDGE IT?!
DT: --)- JUST GIVE ME THE NAME
VP: ____[] NO
DT: --)- THEN I'LL GET IT FROM SPONGE GIRL
VP: ____[] NO
DT: --)- THEN TELL ME THE NAME
VP: ____[] NO
VP: ____[] WHY DO YOU NEED TO WATCH IT?!
DT: --)- I DON'T EVEN NEED TO SIT DOWN AND WATCH THE WHOLE THING
DT: --)- I JUST NEED TO CONFIRM
VP: ____[] CONFIRM WHAT
DT: --)- THAT IT'S A CARTOON
VP: ____[] WHAT IS A CARTOON TO YOU.
DT: --)- AN ANIMATED TV SHOW, MORE OFTEN THAN NOT AIMED AT TWEENS AND WRIGGLERS
VP: ____[] IT IS NOT AIMED AT TWEENS AND WRIGGLERS.
DT: --)- so you admit that it's animated
VP: ____[] So WHAT.
VP: ____[] Have you heard of a film called WOLF GRUBS?
VP: ____[] ThaT obviously isn'T aimed Towards TWEENS AND WRIGGLERS buT iT's fucking ANIMATED!
DT: --)- you know what
DT: --)- I have enough information to just fucking trollgle this show
DT: --)- I don' even need you any more
DT: --)- if I just search for 'human animated cartoon' I can guarantee you I'll find it
VP: ____[] Some shows are deceiving.
DT: --)- or
DT: --)- I could just cut the bullshit
DT: --)- and get it directly from the source
DT: --)- in fact I think that's the best course of action
VP: ____[] Fuck okay IT IS A CARTOON SHOW BUT I AM WATCHING IT FOR HER.
DT: --)- ha
VP: ____[] I don'T see whaT The problem wiTh waTching a carToon show is Though.
DT: --)- I never said there was a problem with the cartoon show
DT: --)- you made it into a problem
VP: ____[] Ugh.
DT: --)- but it's good
DT: --)- that you're actually trying to empathize
DT: --)- with the sponge girl
VP: ____[] Uh.
VP: ____[] WhaT.
VP: ____[] I guess so?
VP: ____[] BuT... whaT.
DT: --)- what
VP: ____[] Never mind.
VP: ____[] I'm done wiTh you.
VP: ____[] I've done whaT I had To do.
VP: ____[] So leave me alone for a while.
VP: ____[] Bye.
-- vehementPundit [VP] ceased pestering dauntlessTracker [DT] at 21:04 --