#vel talks

[velacuervo]

What these two have in common?

Their wives and amigos (soon-to-be-bfs *wink-wink*) giving them these soft looks:

I'm telling y'all, these trios are NOT beating polyam allegations!!!!!!! (equilibrio is getting there and I think tres leches might've given them a much needed push, so to speak🤭)

[shivering-isles-cryptid]

Here’s one thing I’ve learned.

Use UESP NOT the Elder Scrolls Fandom for literally anything.

Lore, quests, characters, anything. Fandom sucks.

Didn’t realize this until a few years back, but it does

[velanderflightrising]

Personal Favorite Trickmurk Submissions! Dunno if I can get all of them if they don’t win, but eh.. oh well.

Fancy Schmancy, by houseteeth Masquerading Shade, by Ocellis Ringmaster, by Kaljaia Shadowling, by Passenger Twilight Glow, by Nefily Twilight Brambles, by Pecha Midnight Mourning, by JohannaMason Sinister Smile, by Disintegrator

[velacuervo]

By far, the most precious part of the pilot. Fight me.

[velacuervo]

Y'all, I might've cooked with this one but idk lol. So, remember the Untitled Goose Game? Where you play as a goose and terrorise the people of a small town while having a to-do list with ways to make the their day as eventful as possible? Yeah, good stuff.

Imagine a similar concept, but with Xibalba in the form of a goose (a dark coloured variation of graylag x swan goose hybrid to be precise), deciding to pull pranks on the people of San Angel on the Day of the Dead, while Candle Maker (as a chicken) and La Muerte (i think she'll be a duck☺️) are tagging along:

To keep an eye on Xibalba so that he doesn't make decisions he might regret later. Just in case;

and because they're simply curious and intrigued, as it's the first time Xibalba decided to turn into an animal in the Realm of the Living with them*.

*I think LM already tried it once and this experience made her love animals even more. CM did it at least a handful of times out of pure curiosity resulting in finding an absolutely coolest way to disguise himself in tLotL (at least in his humble opinion). Maybe he even inspired LM to try it out ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

[velacuervo]

Anyways, my favourite headcanon so far about the new upcoming series/pilot should be this one:

I think these three beautiful and deadly vampiro ladies

are Draculon's (this guy right there ↓) triplet younger sisters or cousins.

And knowing that the pilot is about to be very chaotic and hilariously violent I propose the following:

This cuarteto de vampiros has the vibes of this iconic 4 and now I can't freaking unsee it BRUH

and it looks and sounds like a fever dream, but it feels so right for some reason 🤣🛐🤣

Don Draculon is Skipper (the leader of the group)

Sister on the left is Kowalski (the way she has her arm resting on Don's shoulder and sort of calm expression tells me she's a very smart cookie and is already planning their next course of action)

Sister in the middle is Private (on the poster she's the one who copies Don and this detail melts my heart at how cute it is🥹)

Sister on the right is Rico (she's the one who holds a weapon in her hands and the way she looks at the "heroes" tells me she's ready to dismember them and hide the bodies, like, right now)

P.s. okay I lied a little to you there - I have a lot more headcanons about this project that I freaking love besides this one. This one has to be the funniest 😁😆💯 Figured I must share it first🔥😘

[velacuervo]

the one who absorbs all the light🌚

&

the one who is a glorified night light🌝

This was always so insane to me 👀

(I'm smiling just by thinking of this hehehe)

...

Who knew gold and black would be such a good combo.

(polar opposites by design and aesthetic, but sharing a good chunk of similarities nonetheless)

[velacuervo]

Not me catching this two dum dums checking each others reactions when being theatrical and over the top:

They missed eachother so bad, they just haven't realised it yet😔...