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Ash: I did it... I confessed to mc....i feel like i could explode...at least i got it over with- MC: [can now be openly and brazenly provocative when flirting]
Ash:
Ash: why do i feel sudden dread?
Ash: “Why do I suddenly hear boss music?”
MC approaching Ash, now ready to fully unleash their love and affection for Ash:
AGSHDKFL I'M PLAYING AS A NON-DRINKER FOR THE FIRST TIME AND THE GONCHAROV NAME DROP IN CHAPTER 6??? absolute gold, I CACKLED thank you for your service to the goncharov community 🫡
Haha 😂 Glad you enjoyed the Goncharov reference. I just thought it would be funny if the movie actually existed in the Vendetta universe and it is one of Luka’s favorite movies (Luka can be kind of a movie nerd sometimes 😭). Although, this opens another can of worms: Does Martin Scorsese exist in Vendetta universe? 🤣
Anyway, Luka’s reaction upon watching Goncharov movie (the 1973 one) for the first time:
He’s gonna drag Jackal to watch it with him so he can gush about it with him 🤭😆
i think it's freaking hilarious that mc and the gang thrashed that poor man bar and slid a hundred dollars bill "for the drinks" bruh shshshhss you destroyed his bar lmaooo
MC: “For the drinks.” [slides a hundred dollar bill]
The bartender looking at the thousands of dollars of damages to his bar plus some dead people he’ll have to pay cleaners for:
I guess some argument can be made that the bartender had it coming if MC had failed their skill check and the bartender didn’t want to budge 😆
But if that were not the case… Then maybe the fault can be put on the guy who harassed MC and/or Rin. But since he’s most likely dead in most playthroughs… then he can’t pay as well 🤭
Or maybe that’s all just copium…
I imagine MC didn’t really bring enough cash to pay for the damages. They could probably write a cheque — if they carried a chequebook around, but honestly, do people still carry those around in this day and age? 😭
Or, MC could leave Luka’s contact information and told the bartender to contact the number for the damages 😂 Though, the bartender would probably immediately hang up after hearing: “Hello, this is Luka Morozov. Who’s this?”
The bad guy, who killed MC's father: I can't believe that kid grew up to be a killer. He's just like the rest of the Morozov family, just as bad.
My MC, who was the sweetest little boy until he was traumatized by his father's death in an irreversible way: 👁️👄👁️
Like my dude, you reap what you sow 😂
The Killer do be making crazy mental gymnastics to find any excuse to justify themself 💀😭
Vendetta Meme
I’m sorry, but when I first stumbled upon this tiktok, this is the first thing that came to my mind 😭
mc on ash/rin poly route: wait a second... i have two hands!
MC once they realize this:
Like I know it ain't Christmas anymore (but we're just gonna ignore that fact because you're gonna like this ask UwU) but just imagine.
They're all together having dinner and having fun. And they decided to do a secret Santa. Rin didn't know what to give MC so they gave MC a spicy photo with a dedication behind, but there's a mix up and Ash ends up receiving it.
MC: *holds a pair of handcuffs confused*
Ash: *reads the dedication out loud*
Rin: The photo was meant for MC and the handcuffs were for you.
Jealous!Ash and flustered!MC
Rin: *hand cuffs MC* But I like this outcome better.
*Rin drags flustered!MC and flustered!Ash away to a room and locks the door*
The rest of the family: 👁️👄👁️
Takashi trying to play it cool be like:
“Anyway… You guys want some more mashed potatoes? How about you Luka?”
Meanwhile Luka and the rest of the family are just sitting there, still processing what just happened:
Jackal was just minding his own business and focusing on eating, not really paying attention much to the talks around the table and when it happened, he was like:
Before he immediately starts snickering (and tries to hide it with no success) at the table’s reactions and awkwardness—he thrives in the chaos 🤭
I don't wanna romance Santana, I want to adopt them 😖
It seems Santana might have a second power that they are not aware yet, which is the ability to make people immediately want to take care of them 🥺
The readers (and MCs) as soon as they meet Santana:
