Them: How soon do you want this?
Me: How soon can I get it?
Them: How soon do you need it?
Me: As soon as possible.
Them: But when exactly? What date?
Me: Ok, this week.
Them: *Angrily* that’s outrageous! We can’t do this that quickly! *Storm storm rage rage*
Me: Fine, how quickly can you do it?
Them: Tell me when you need it.









