Ah, sure! Sorry about that. How about... Rung, Ratchet, Rodimus, Megatron, Swerve, First Aid, and Ultra Magnus?
(I’m like 80% sure they spoke English on the LL, but I could be wrong. I mean, the con’s would not have spoken English on Earth in the old cartoon if they didn’t. Usually, in 80’s cartoons, Aliens would be speaking a different language if they didn’t know English. But I’m just theorizing! I’m not good at First Aid since i don’t know his character, so sorry about that! Also, sorry for the lateness! this goes for everyone’s requests! it might take a day or two but I promise I’m working on them! I’ve just gotten busy all of a sudden. it’s alright, though.)
When he catches you singing alone, he just staying outside the door and smiles to himself. He loves your voice! He’ll leave early, but on nights where he can’t sleep, he’ll ask if you can sing. He’s embarrassed about it, but he sucks up his pride just to hear your hidden talent.
Red alert. He told him. He tells him everything. But when Rung was first told, he didn’t entirely believe it. He found it kinda silly, but still listen to what red had to say.
So he asked if you wanted to have a small date in his office, of course, you accepted, but when rung told had Red was talking about you, you felt your sweat drop. Looks like you disabled the camera too late. When he was done explaining the whole human thing, you put your hands up and admitted. It was going to have to be said sometime, right?
He asked if he could see you- the real you, in which you obliged. When you crawled out in your shorts and tank top, he seemed emotionless behind his glasses, but really he was just shocked and a little excited.
You looked kinda really cute. Having you been one of the first humans he has met, at least.
He’s not mad, actually, it’s kinda like holomatter and cybertronians, except you have a metal suite. He’s an accepting person, so yeah, he’ll date a cybertronian who is just a human in a suit. :)
It’s weird and exciting! He’s really excited to see how it pulls through for both of you.
Like Rung, when he catches you singing alone, he just staying outside the door and smiles to himself. He will leave early though, he has work to do.
When you scratch your armor, he just guessed you had been hiding on earth for much too long, giving you human habits.
He didn’t guess you were actually a full blown human in a metal suit.
When he found out, you must’ve lost power after a few too many days without refueling. The thing is you were stuck in the doorway of the med bay, and you couldn’t move. And the backup open in this situation was dumbly put on the outside of the suite.
“Ratchet!” you called out. The microphone wasn’t working, so you needed to practically scream if he was going to hear you through the metal. You leaned up against the front side of the suit. It was nighttime for them, so First Aid and Ambulon were most likely asleep. Ratchet as well. Lucky for you, he had some data pads to go through, so when he heard you, he finally decided to persist on what the hell you needed at this time.
“Do you need me right this second?! Y/n, I’m-” he was cut off by the scene in front of him. When he saw the cold dark eye’s in the suit were off, he became horrified and confused. Your cybertronian body was offline, yet he still heard you calling his name.
You told him there was a panel he needed to open on the front, and a big, red, flashy button he needed to push. When he found the button.
He must have found the button, because the front of the cockpit quickly popped outward, kinda like a sideways parachute, you along with it.
You hit the floor with a grunt and gasped as the cold air hit your arms and legs.
“Primus, do you guys have a built-in heat system?” you complained as you rubbed your arms. It had been the first time out of your suit while not in your hab.
When you finally looked up at the medic, his emotions were mixed. He was angry because he was courting a fragging human, he was freaked out because his s/o was a fragging human, and yet he was emotionless. He quickly came to the assumption he was dreaming or hallucinating from his old age or lack of sleep and Energon.
He just looked down at you, then he looked at the suite, then back at you.
“You’re… you’re human?” he was definitely shocked.
“I’m sorry I didn’t tell you, Ratch.”
After this whole scenario, he left to think through his actions, rethink his life. I mean, yeah, it made total sense now but… why?
He needs a drink for this.
After some time with you, he warmed up to the fact your human, he keeps it a secret too, if that’s your plan.
He’s okay with it actually. It just means he can hold you in his hand and he can hold your giant cyber hand.
When he caught you singing he listened for a bit. If it was a song he knew he’s gonna sing with you.
He found out you were human when he ‘flamed out’, burning your metal suit so it metal was really hot from the flames and heated up on the inside, long longer suitable for a human such as yourself to wear.
You dashed back to your hab to get out until the heat chilled. They didn’t need you right this second, did they?
The thing is your pants got caught on the hot metal and you were stuck as you struggled for freedom of the burning metal.
Rodimus happened to walk in as you were hanging from your pant leg.
Of course, you hadn’t told him you were human! You had the idea in your head Rodimus would tell the crew your secret.
The SECOND thing I should mention is that he came in with Drift behind him. And now you were haNGING FROM THE END OF ONE OF HIS SWORDS. DRIFT, BUDD, IT’S ME HOLY SHI-
Anyway, Rodimus initially thought you had killed his conjunx, but when he noticed the cockpit in your giant cybertronian suit, it all made sense to him.
How you knew so much about the earth, the references, your habits!
They were all human! But why would you hide in a metal suit?
You told him you did it because that way you could eat the rohot pussy ((shaddup anon)) you could blend in easier. You weren’t some sort of assassin, just didn’t think cybertronians liked humans.
And what were you supposed to do? You were already in too deep in. “I’m sorry for not telling you.” you apologized. You told him you’d be cool if he wanted to break up with you.
Are you fragging serious?! No way! This is too cool!
He says you look cute as a human, and shouldn’t wear the metal suit all the time!
When he catches you singing, he doesn’t know the song (he likes old-before-the-war songs), but he likes your voice.
In his writings, he writes about how he regrets killing the thousands of millions of human lives he destroyed. He tells you how he wishes he could apologize to them or go back in time and stop himself.
“I forgive you,” you said as you were with him alone together in his quarters. You mentally smacked yourself upside the head. When you said that. Well, you obviously did forgive him. You were in a red relationship with the ex-tyrant.
He was confused by what you meant then, but when he found out, he looked horrified. (I don’t know how you tell him, use the imagination i don’t have!). You. a human being. From earth. Who survived his destruction. Who watched as he killed many of your own kind. Forgave him.
He broke down if and when you two were in private. He would completely lose posture he would lift you up in shaking servos. He would apologize over and over.
“It’s alright.” you would tell him as you rubbed his helm. “It’s all over now.” but it wasn’t. He was still feared everywhere he went.
He vowed to himself he would love a protect you for the rest of your short, sad life.
If you tell the crew, he lets you sit on his shoulder or hands for mobility. Big-bucket-head-bodyguard-boyfriend. It’s awesome.
Can i just say right now, since you don’t actually drink the Energon you have your suit drink, SO, you can win a drinking contest?
If your suit makes you look like a bigger bot like Skids or Rodimus, which I imagine you would, he’s all about that life™.
When he catches you singing, like Rodimus, if he knows the song, he’ll join you. It’s all fun.
Whether you tell him you’ve ‘visited’ earth or not is up to you though.
If you do tell him, he would be ecstatic! He’s never been there before! What was it like? The next time you plan on going, can you bring me with? please?!
Instead of catching you out of your suite, the walking talking about how cool it would be too. So, despite it being the dumbest idea that could destroy your relationship, you took a chance. you would have to tell him someday, anyway.
You planned to tell him on his creation day and to lead him to your hab and get out of the cockpit when he was ready.
It went smoothly. You lead him there, letting him in first and walking in with him, locking the door so there would be no interruptions.
“Are you ready? This… this may be a shock to you.” you said, nervously rubbing your servos together. He nodded, Yeah! Yeah! Show me already!”
You, not ready yourself took a deep inhale and a long exhale. You flip some switches in order to power down the suit and the engine stops. You take off your gloves and helmet. You push some cords back and you pop open the front of the cockpit. You climb down and look up at the red and white mech before you.
Swerve is speechless. Well, not entirely. In the first 5 seconds, he was quiet. Then he tried to put together words as he spoke, but they came out and gibberish. He looked like he was about to faint.
“H-hey- hey, hey. Calm down,” you said, putting your hands up, trying to keep his attention so he literally wouldn’t faint. Can cybertronians faint?
“… but! asd-HOW?!” he tried to ask. He was going through shock city and was slowly coming back. You explained to him cybertronians were so advanced, you were curious HOW advanced, so you disguised yourself in a giant metal suit to blend in.
“If you want to break off the relationship, I’m chill with it.” you said, you avoided eye contact as you said that.
“Are you serious?” he said, a grin spreading across his faceplate. “This is awesome!your awesome! Why didn’t you tell me earlier?”
He’s really happy actually! Well, for one thing, he isn’t the smallest anymore. And Another thing is HE’S EARTH DATING A HUMAN. He’s the happiest camper.
Once you’re ready to tell the rest of your friends, you’ll let him tell, he’s lit.
He loves music, and he’s no stranger to human music. So when he catches you singing, he stops and stares, not wanting to disturb you. It was obviously an earth song, not recognizable to him, but he was enjoying your voice anyway.
When you finally see him, you gasp! He quickly gets embarrassed and apologized, turning around out of your hab, down the hall… out the airlock, he goes. Not really, but when he’s embarrassed he regrets like no tomorrow.
You had thought he was going to pull another all-nighter, so you got out of your metal armor to stretch after a long, long day.
Yet, you miss judged the timing, and you fell asleep on your berth.
You woke up to Magnus just looking between you and your suite.
He doesn’t understand what he’s witnessing until you explain, and in the end, he reveals to you his own secret to you as well.
Your giant metal suit buddies.
