#venom shitpost

[symbiotic-slime]

Venom's gonna develop a gambling addiction while in Vegas

[inkyblueblood]

venom + onion headlines part 1

[im-crying-stars]

Eddie Brock: hey parasite, what do you want to eat tonight?

Venom:

Eddie: sighs

Eddie: Oh lord of darkness and king of earth, Venom, what would you like to feast upon this night?

Venom: Choco milky

[brohemian-rhapsodie]

Anne: On a scale from “damn Daniel” to “fre sha vaca do”, how are you feeling?

Eddie: In between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat Captain America”, but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need no degree to be a clothing hanger”. How about you, V?

Venom: Probably “road work ahead”

Dan: I speak many languages, and this is none of them

[ladydisdayne2-0]

He’s not as subtle as he likes to think he is.

[yourjoza]

Hewo, we awe Wenom!

[eddiebrocksthrussy]

venom (2018)

[kingkirkwall]

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