#venomousovereignty:dirk

[immoralraigan]

@venomousovereignty replied to your post “Lord Farus seems to be having a hurty hands day. Please do not stress...”

8)c

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No. Too tired and achey for your crap, Dirk. Shoo.

[immoralraigan]

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「 farus drawing muses meme 」

- this oversized humanoid blood-sucking critter keeps bothering me. I must come up with a crafty way to dispose of him.

- Apparently he does not have any allergies to any food that I know of– must keep experimenting. I think I noticed citrus made him squint a little? Maybe it was my imagination, but I’ll bank on that.

- He just killed another annoyance of mine. I didn’t even have to lift a finger …Perhaps I’ll let him live.

- Closer examination of this lifeform actually sheds some light on the way magic works on this planet.

- Also curious about his anatomical structure? It is somewhat rare.

- This insufferable pig.

....

- I am in distress. No more studies for now.

[immoralraigan]

"Hey, you wanna try this?" The 'this' was a latte of some sort.

...He doesn’t trust this man.

...But he does want coffee.

...The allure is too great. He snatches the cup straight out of Dirk’s hand and, completely disregarding the potential that it may be poisoned or drugged, begins consuming it fervently.

... Nothing seems wrong with it. It also tastes pretty good.

[immoralraigan]

@venomousovereignty​ sent:

*Dirk stares at*

“What? What the hell are you looking at, beefhead?

[eidolonthicf]

*makes up an emote for married*

⛪ lol i forgot about this meme anyway this is totally an emote that is on the list

Does that mean we'd have to sleep in the same bed, orr...?

[eidolonthicf]

*delivers a bunch of flowers to*

Well...

He doesn't know what the correct choice of action is in this kind of situation, but perhaps it will look alright in the upper window...

[eidolonthicf]

hey remember this? anyone remember? no? that’s fine coz I’m continuing it for @venomousovereignty​

...Secretary?!

That immaculate heel-to-toe gait actually faltered at the utterance of the word, a heel catching on a toe and the whole effeminate figure balking forward with a stumble, caught only with a hand planted to one moss-laden stone bench at the edge of the gazebo.

One might as well say he’d fallen anyway-- he could feel where a stocking had torn at the knee on the step’s edge. ...Likely his wrist would bruise from that, too.

“Eh... Mista’,” he finally said, eyes peeled to the gazebo floor as he dare not look again at that actual behemoth of a man-- “I dunno if you was rightly filled in on my job description there...”

[immoralraigan]

❝ when did you realize that? ❞

five word starters: volume iii

"...A while ago. Call it intuition."

Perhaps it was a bad slip-up, to make it so blatantly obvious that he was aware of this man's 'lack of transience', as one might call it. But so long as he made it clear that he wanted nothing to do with this man, perhaps there would no threat of opposition.

... and so, that's what he did, returning to his coffee and reading material. "Anyway, I'm busy. Shoo."