#venomsnakekin

[fictionkinfessions]

i enjoy going “it’s canon i’m [insert character i kin]”. mainly do this with venom snake bc he’s my only kin i actually have memories for. revolver ocelot smells like smoke and gun oil on top of usual b/o and blood stench everyone has. canon. bc i’m venom snake.

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[fictionkinfessions]

for the Canonception game, i have a couple for different kins

as Goose (Top Gun) i kinned Will Riker (Star Trek TNG)

as Venom Snake (Metal Gear) i kinned Bones (Star Trek TOS)

as Paul Atreides (Dune) i kinned Hamlet

as Nirei (Wind Breaker) i kinned Johnny (Jojo's Bizzare Adventure)

looks like a common trait was enjoying Star Trek

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[fictionkinfessions]

for the Canon Disabilities ask game:

a number of us were! i was missing an eye and an arm, Kazuhira wound up missing a leg, Quiet was mute, and Huey was a wheelchair user (but nobody likes Huey. not because of the wheelchair but because he was a massive asshole).

given we had shockingly advanced tech for the 80s, life could have been much worse. my depth perception was always a little fucked, but Ocelot went and got me a fancy replacement that worked a lot like an organic arm :] still couldn't feel anything with it though. which got annoying.

Kaz used crutches at first, but later got a prosthetic leg that he used more often. well, he used it at work anyway. whenever he was off-duty he'd go back to crutches because he said they were less irritating to use for long periods of time. on days where he was really exhausted, he'd opt for a wheelchair (which quickly made all of us realize how non ADA compliant the base was. in our defense Kaz did the designs thinking he wasn't going to end up in a wheelchair).

when Quiet came to base, i was pretty lucky to have some personnel who already knew ASL. it was my cue to start learning it too, and it actually wound up being surprisingly useful outside of talking to her. it made group missions a hell of a lot easier. it's funny playing The Phantom Pain now and wondering why that isn't an option. like brother there are more languages than spoken english on this planet. Quiet was rather talkative too, which makes it even more confusing.

Huey kind of did his own thing in his lab. he made himself an exoskeleton that he used outside of the lab. he was wicked smart, but man was he an awful guy.

- Ahab/Venom Snake, 🌠🐍

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[fictionkinfessions]

for the canon foods game:

food was always so so important on Mother Base. i mean we were an old oil rig full of soldiers, we were constantly hungry. my dear Kazuhira was constantly in pursuit of creating the perfect burger for some reason he never really told me (lmao). iirc his final product involved a miso ketchup that i've been trying to recreate with varying levels of success.

cookouts and barbecues were a staple, especially at this time of year (summer). Kaz, Ocelot and I were the only ones allowed to actually do the cooking. the three of us managed to feed the whole base in about 3 hours. i used to make a bbq sauce that had coffee in it and i miss it. that's my next project after the ketchup lol

~Ahab/Venom Snake [🐍🌠]

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[calling-for-kins]

hey, i'm punished "venom" snake, recently kinfirmed. looking for my ocelot specifically, but i'd love to talk to any other mgskin tbh.

if you remember your v being closeted non-binary, yeah, that might be me, lol. my adam was also a trans man, if that helps. i'd just really love to talk to him again. my body is 19 years old, i'd prefer you to be in that age range too.

reach out to me at @thermodynamic-comedian

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[fictionkinfessions]

being a Venom Snake kin is kinda funny sometimes bc for those around me it's a constant game of "is he talking abt VSnake or the whaler from Moby Dick?" why did Kojima have to codename me fucking Ahab of all things??

~ 🌠🐍

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[fictionkinfessions]

i don't know if i'm hurt or grateful that so many fans blatantly reject me as the protagonist of mgsv. i mean, it's mgs2 bait and switch all over again, back when people were whining about raiden being too effeminate compared to solid. it's kind of funny, i wonder how that crowd would feel about the fact that i'm actually non-binary for real despite being more traditionally masculine presenting in canon.

on one hand, it hurts to be told that i'll never live up to his legacy, but on the other hand, thank god i'll never be him.

-venom snake (#🐟🧬🔫)

[fictionkinfessions]

was playing mgsv with my friends and one of them made a joke like "you're venom snake fr" and i just slowly turned to her like. yeah aha about that

(i didn't actually come out as fictionkin)

-venom snake (#🐟🧬🔫)

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