listen dont come up to me while im pumping out peppermint mochas by the DOZEN to “put a rush” on your order just because the christmas parade that you can see CLEARLY through our FLOOR-TO-CEILING WINDOWS is about to start when LITERALLY EVERYONE else in here is watching me intensively from the hand-off plane for the EXACT SAME reason ok i DONT CARE that mcpayzleighlynne’s whole ass christmas will be ruined if she doesnt have a kids cocoa in her hands at the EXACT moment a mediocre inflatable santa becomes visible on the horizon RECOGNIZE that YOU are a SHEEP and learn some better time management skills karen












