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From the deleted scenes, starting at 9:10:

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Patrick Bateman is NOT a psychopath

Paul Allen is NOT arrogant

Evelyn Williams is NOT dumb

Courtney Lawrence is NOT a lost cause

Luis Carruthers is NOT a dweeb

Timothy Bryce is NOT straight

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These feel so PaulPat coded I fear…

Patrick: presents an entire thesis proposal on why he’s The Worst Person In The World™️ and Paul should get out before it’s too late

Paul:

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(This one has a little kick to it. Sorry!)

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And what if I said I’m dropping a 9k angsty PaulPat oneshot tonight???

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Writing fanfiction in the waiting room of the psych hospital is so venusjailer core

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you’re a more prolific author than alexandre dumas, leo tolstoy, dostoyevsky, and victor hugo combined. the mergerization and acquisition of patrick bateman truly rivals war and peace

I WISH. Giving you a little forehead kiss for this comment mwah

(Also fun fact: Mergerization is going to end up being longer than war and peace lmao. Considering we’re at 255k words and only a third of the way through sooo….)

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Eeeek hope y’all enjoy <3333 (side note does anyone else still feel TERRIFIED posting a fic/new chapter no matter how long they’ve been writing??? Does the fear ever go away???)

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

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hello queen i am writing to make sure that project 2025 will not affect ur literacy masterpieces I have been stressing abt this since trumps reeleaction anyway ur awesome sauce k thnks

Don’t worry at all because that 🍊 and his horrible plans will not TOUCH my work. If worst comes to worst I will literally email y’all every chapter!!! Also you are so sweet and even more awesome mwah