#verbrecherin

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        “ men are asshats. “  she sinks back in her seat, as if she wants it to swallow her whole any minute now.  “ i mean - tell me, dude . . . why does nobody fuckin’ want me ? am i HIDEOUS? “ 

SC / @verbrecherin

[griefheld-a]

❝ put on a sweater .  .  . ❞

starter call / @verbrecherin

[whiskeycvnt-blog]

❤️ feed my ego bex

harley ! my dude. you are literally the king of ocs. i’m not even kidding ... every single original character that you create is AMAZING !  i love how thought out the backstories are! i mean i fully fell in love with bailey scott when i used to write carol and i adore max! AND YOU WERE THE PERFECT COSIMA BACK IN THE DAY AND JESUS I JUST REALLY LOVE EVERYTHING YOU DO AND I THINK YOU’RE AMAZING. we’ve been friends for a really long time and i’m so glad we’re talking again! you are wonderful and amazing and i’m just so proud of you for everything, you wonderful, glorious man! xx

MEME .  SEND ME ❤️  AND I’LL COMPLIMENT YOU ! / @verbrecherin

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@verbrecherin / ELEANOR SC. 

          “ i got the vodka, i got the CHIPS, i got the smokes  -  now open this door bruh so we can get this party starteeeeeed ! “  she’s very obnoxiously shouting outside of max’s front door, knocking just as loudly.  she’s already had one too many drinks before she came. 

[griefheld-a]

what's doggo's favorite thing about max?

Personality wise, Doggett loves Max’s spunk. He finds it endearing, if not annoying. Physically? Her lips. He could kiss them all day long. 

meme : send me your hc questions / always accepting !

[elataanarchive]

                                                       ❛    dude --------------- nice    !   ❜

             he      referred   to   the      BALL PYTHON that was currently coiled in contentment. peter’s own fascination was CHILD - LIKE , his mouth parted slightly.  ❛  i haven’t seen a snake since I was like --- eight   !     ❜    // @verbrecherin.

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max & carol

Who would be the big spoon/little spoon? for some reason i see carol as being the big spoon ????? bc she the older hoeeeeWho would wake up first? carolDo they have nicknames for each other? not yet? but they must! How do they apologize after an argument? by having hot sex obvWhat would they be like as parents? carol is already a parent and she’s a bloody good one! and max is great with rindy. Who is more romantic? eh ... i wanna say carol? What sort of gifts do they get for each other? max gives carol the world and carol gives her care and lots of hugs. Who gets jealous easiest? idk? maybe carol tbh. Who gets more excited for events e.g.. Birthdays, Christmas? carolWho is the most adventurous? max oooo shit Who is the most protective? max for SUREWhat would they have been like as childhood sweethearts? they would have been a fling bc carol wasn’t that certain on her sexuality when she was younger Who uses all the hot water? both of them when they have a nice hot bath together ;) Who would accidentally set the kitchen on fire whilst cooking?  max?! Who initiates sexy times the most? again, i’m going to say maxWho is more dominant? max !!! What would they do if the other one was hurt? kiss them / support them / try and do whatever they can to make the other one feel better. Who gives nose/forehead kisses? the pair of them tbh What their biggest fight was/will be about: the divorce. for sure. carol and harges divorce created a lot of shit between them 

BONUS #1: Song to sum them up? idk why but i can just hear tainted love whenever i think about them BONUS #2: A head canon? CAROL IS DEFINITELY GOING TO FALL IN LOVE WITH MAX ... THERE’S NO WAY SHE’D NEVER. SHE’S TOO MUCH OF A ROMANTIC. 

BOTTOM LINE: Do I ship it? yes biiiinch 

SEND ME A SHIP !  /  @verbrecherin

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 ❝   i want you.  ❞     and when mary-jane wants something, there’s a high chance that she’ll  GET  it.  she’s a spoilt woman  -  she’d kill for just about anything if she really,  really  WANTED it.    ❝   do you want me too, baby ?  you can have me . . . right here,  right now.   ❞ 

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