If each of your Smugglers was tasked with subduing three Dark Councilors (each), and handed two sets of sheets, a handful of paper clips, and a picture of Valkorian in sexy lingerie, how would they go about their task?
Lmfao well 3 out of the 6 smugglers are Miraluka (and one of them is my current self insert), and can't see flat images, so Liroh, Nikiat, and Arro Belikt are kinda SOL on the sexy Valk picture xjddjjdjd. I mean, Nikiat less so bc they have Era and ERA can see images and relay information, but STILL.
Liroh would probably succeed on pure bullsit alone. He's got a weird little Force-fueled talent, really the only thing that actually WORKS for him in the Force, where he can convince most people of Anything, provided it's a lie. Granted, dark councilors, they're not so much weak of mind so it might not work, but he's so used to it working-and he doesn't know it's the Force-that he'd try anyways. And pull some insane batshit thing off purely by saying something RIDICULOUS and then using the ensuing confusion by yeeting the sheets, and then nabbing a lightsaber off the Sith. Because he actually has some training in lightsaber combat. Jilah taught him while he taught her how to shoot.
Arro Belikt (who is Iriz's boyfriend), would jam the picture (which may or may not be faced towards the sith, and also his hand) in the face of one Sith and then toss the sheets at the others. Fuckin Street Smarts, baby. After that it's 'hope to the void shit doesn't go immediately south'.
Nikiat is Me but with Droid, Street Smarts, hold some unfolded paperclips between the knuckles, go to town on a motherfucker and steal a lightsaber fjdjdjd. Hope I don't get Murdered.
Vereta is... an Issue. So is Godiva. They're both issues in their own way. Vereta would pull a surprise 'yo your emperor's Hot', flash the picture, and use the paperclips to obliterate someone. The sheets are to cover up the carnage.
Godiva *has* Valk in her brain, which is a Horrible Horrible Thing. Should not have been allowed. She'd probably use that to piss Valkorian off and when he go >:/ she's like 'cool, gimme a hand.' And that's the end of Several Sith.
Kisuran wouldn't use any of the items, not on purpose. He would rube goldberg his ass to victory by tripping on a paperclip and setting off the most Horrifying chain reaction. You know those things where you can SEE how badly a chain of events is going to end, but the people standing on the No Zone are too enthralled by the absolute ridiculous dumbfuckery that is this utterly improbable chain? That's it. With the Sith. Taken out by Kisu through dumb luck and an unholy quantity of clumsiness.
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