The signs as things Grace has said
Aries: "I put a jar on my head I'm so fucking bored"
Taurus: "Oh no abortion lady just pulled out her guitar"
Gemini: "Sherlock stop trying to fry your boyfriend"
Cancer: "that makes no sense, he should just be a giant lizard"
Leo: "hello yes I would like two childs please"
Virgo: "U CANT JUST IGNORE A DEATH UNTIL IT NO LONGER HAPPENED"
Libra: "but you don't want to lick his face though"
Scorpio: "but who is gonna pay for it, me or the cucumber?"
Sagittarius: "sorry I can't have sex right now I'm too busy crying over the fact that Jebby isn't back together"
Capricorn: "sweets isn't low key anything sweets is a flaming homosexual for booth"
Aquarius: "Yeah I woke up today and I was like Ugggghhhhhhhhh"
Pisces: "sir please do not pelvic thrust the pole"