#veruca

[likeafantasy]

BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER      (4x05) ʙᴇᴇʀ ʙᴀᴅ

[thefateofcordelia]

BEER BAD

these are the things we want. simple things: comfort, sex, shelter, food. we always want them and we want them all the time. the id doesn't learn. it doesn't grow up. it has the ego telling it what it can't have and it has the superego telling it what it should want. but the id works solely out of the pleasure principle. it wants. whatever social skills you've learned, however much we've evolved, the pleasure principle is at work in all of us.

[gleafer]

Happy Krimus

An apology for all the angst yesterday (and in the future!)

[fightingfoos90s]

Really glad I re-listened to this album, I love it so much.

[onlyhalfnormal-sournote]

I made some designs of the golden ticket winners for my musical adaptation of CatCF with the linked picrew so here we go (btw these designs are flexible and are for me to just quickly get my thoughts out)

Augustus Gloop

I uh didn't realize the picrew had a chubby body type until after I finished Augustus so uhm

Augustus is the first golden ticket winner, like in the book.

He's very fidgety and his favorite color is red.

His favorite hobby is eating.

He's from Berlin, Germany! (I haven't decided anywhere more specific)

He dies first from subcoming to the 3rd degree burns and chocolate in his lungs he gets in the chocolate river.

He's just a silly gluttonous 12 year old basically.

Miranda Mary Piker

Miranda was one of the children who was removed from the OG book!

She's the second golden ticket winner.

She's very prissy and rude because of her father pressuring her to be perfect.

She has a strong belief that children shouldn't have breaks from school and schools should be all work, no play.

She's an honors student in a private school.

She lives in Paris, France!

She dies second from being crushed in-between the machinery of Wonka's spotty powder and getting powder in her lungs.

She's a goody-two-shoes 11 year old to sum up.

Violet Beauregarde

I swapped the order Violet and Veruca got their tickets because it always annoyed me that the winners didn't get their tickets in the same order they died.

She's the third golden ticket winner.

She's money hungry and loud but very curious.

She became a small celebrity in her town because of her gum chewing world record, her family was dirt poor before she got her record.

She lives in Edison, New Jersey, USA!

She dies third from exploding after chewing Wonka's three course meal chewing gum and getting blueberry pie as her dessert.

She's a 13 year old diva to summarize.

Veruca (Veruschka) Salt

She's the fourth golden ticket winner.

She's loud, bratty, and greedy!

She has been accidentally taught by her father that with enough screaming, you can get whatever you want.

She lives in Moscow, Russia!

She dies fourth from being torn apart limb by limb then thrown down the garage chute by the squirrels.

She's a bratty 9 year old basically.

Mike (Michael) Teavee

He's the fifth golden ticket winner.

He's self-centered, addicted to screens, and anti-social!

Yes, he shops at Hot Topic.

He has scoliosis and likes telling people to punch him in his stomach because he wants to have them break their hand on his metal brace.

He lives in Saint-Hyacinthe, Quebec, Canada!

He survives actually! As a "Tiny Twerp" though. He goes into the Wonka-Vision TV and comes out small enough to fit in Mrs. Teavee's bag, despite being very tall before he went in.

He's a introvert 14 year old to sum up.

Charlie Bucket

THE MAN! THE MYTH! THE LEGEND!

He's the MC and the sixth golden ticket winner.

He's sweet, curious, and too brave for his own good!

His family is dirt poor.

He loves Wonka chocolate sm

He lives in Jamestown, Rhode Island, USA!

He gets the factory as his grand prize in the end!

He's a silly and sweet 10 year old to summarize.

[clarkdiamont]

Perhaps a little late, but I had to draw this meme! And Klaus and Veruca are perfect for this.

You're going to have to work hard, Veruca, to be a "good girl" for your big brother again.

[delphissoracle]

omg i just realized u changed ur username i LOVE it its so chic

😁😁😁😁 yesss my donita always so chic always trending in my heart i had the username stored away n it was calling 2me

[dracocheesecake]

If you don't mind, can I ask for headcanon requests, pls?

Headcanons for both pairs with Kai: Kai x Tigress and Kai x Veruca. Or you can choose only the first if you have some difficulties with the second xD

I don't do requests but I have an idea or two!

Kai x Tigress

Obviously he calls her "Kitten".

Kai will act more laid back and less stringent about missions just so Tigress will be annoyed with him. She'll get onto him about not taking things seriously, all while he just smirks down at her.

He loves to tease her; she makes it easy for him.

He will not hesitate to mock Oogway in front of her, just to make her angry- he's a jerk, and besides, who better to mock him than his own brother?

Fun fact! Tigers don't purr- but bovines do, in a way. Tigers do chuff, though.

One thing Tigress can respect about him: he was a great general and warrior. There are things Kai doesn't mind teaching her, and she's willing to learn from him.

No one at first knew they had something going on- both of them are very subtle about it, not the types for being "mushy".

I don't know what the context would be, but I can see Kai talking to her, his face just blank and serious, Tigress glaring up at him as he flicks her ear, just playing with it. Just...he's so horrible.

I don't think Spirit Warriors sleep. I can see Tigress sleeping while Kai watches her- not in a creepy way, but a sweet way, a way he never looks at anyone else, or even her, when she's awake. His expression softens somewhat, almost into one of longing; just seeing her so relaxed, breathing softly, makes him feel a sense of contentment he hasn't known in a long time; but he's always gone by morning. No one has to know.

But one thing they have in common: both are surprisingly good with kids! It shocks everyone even more to see Kai with a lot of kids crawling all over him, and that he's actually nice to them. There may have been a joke or two directed at him and Tigress, asking when they're going to adopt.

Kai x Veruca

He calls her "Little Weasel".

She calls him "Bully-Wully" or "Beastie".

He doesn't pretend to understand most of her British lingo and doesn't hesitate to make fun of it- he's a jerk, of course he would.

Veruca would flail all dramatically in his arms like in those old romance novellas just to annoy him.

She's really interested in his "magic"- she constantly asks him how he collects chi the way he does, praising him for the technique and stroking his ego- but Kai knows better than to tell her anything besides surface-level basics, no matter how she might press; she's a big enough threat already, no need to give her the method of acquiring her own jombie army.

If particularly miffed with him she will not hesitate to grab one of his ears and pull him down to her level. Very painful for Kai, very satisfying for her.

Kai on his end can easily just...pick her up by her scruff and hold her at arm's length, chuckling to himself as she tries to kick or scratch him. (He does it to Klaus alot too).

Veruca will sometimes drape herself over Kai's boulder shoulders like a stole.

Also climbs his horns like a jungle gym (or a ladder to get things).

Helps her bully her brother. Kai, being Kai, his teasing is much more darker and mean-spirited; when he goes too far, that's usually when Veruca grabs his ear and starts shrieking at him. Only she is allowed to be mean to her baby brother!

Honestly it's an extremely toxic relationship, because neither of them really trust each other (and they shouldn't).

Veruca probably pretends to flirt with other guys to watch Kai get all jealous. When Kai has an outburst and turns the guy into a jade pendant, that's when Veruca starts mock fawning over him, all "Awwww Bully-Wully! I knew you cared~!" Which of course makes Kai more angry than anything (which was her goal).