am once again thinking about cat shifter!chay and human!kim,, except it's a bit more canon and less magic
- cat chay who sleeps on the streets and gets "kidnapped" by kim one day
- cat chay who tries to escape but realises it's almost impossible
- new cat owner kim who tries his best to take care of a cat but is, new to this, and thus gets a bit over zealous (3 different cat trees, the finest fish/meat for cat food, food finer than human chay has ever eaten)
- cat chay who contacts porsche by bapping his paws on the phone buttons and meowing loudly
- kinn who picks up porsche's phone and is wondering how tf kim knows porsche
- porsche who has to stage a heist to kidnap chay back from kim's house, only to be betrayed by cat chay who has been bribed by cat nip and a5 wagyu
- cat chay shenanigans and a sprinkle of murder
just, the thought of kim raising a cat who's actually a human. and the thought that chay who suddenly shifts back to human when he's asleep on kim's lap,,, and how they deal with whatever the fuckery that is. anyways! cat fluff!