Heyooo, could I request a headcanons for Dazai and oda who’s s/o is mori’s daughter.
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awww, i'm blushiing, make sure you take care of yourself as well!! (๑TᴗT๑)♡. sorry for the delay, hope you enjoy this tho :") (also she's loooong okay) it should also be noted that in dazai's beginning i got my inspiration from the ending scene in fight club, along with the song that played in the background during said scene ("where is my mind" – the pixies). happy imagining <3
warnings: gn!reader, fluff, mentions of suicide (in dazai's case), season 2 (dark era) spoilers (in oda's) so it gets kinda angsty towards the end (i apologise)
↳ part 1 ; part 3
— DAZAI
"oh my, are we getting all shy now, love?" he whispers in your ear as explosions go off around the two of you, debris and iron bars and broken glass falling from the sky as you buried your head further into dazai's neck. "i told you that i would destroy anything and everything if it meant that i could court you, my dear."
the embodiment of "i hate everybody else but you"
i also feel like mori didn't really have a say in this
but he did, however, make bets and secretly plotted it all so that you two would end up together
pfft he just really ships it
since dazai will most likely inherit the title of boss, you just kinda hit the jackpot
expensive dates are a must, my friend
but also some quality alone time, when it's just the two of you
"dazai, father's gonna see this..." you sigh, exasperated, as you're rubbing soothing circles on the bite mark that now graced your shoulder
"and what's the old man gonna do about it, hm? tell ane-san?"
"you're impossible."
the concept of double-suicude hasn't yet passed his youthful mind, but his tendencies still upset you sometimes
"fine, i'll postpone it. for you." he'd whisper in your ear after a particularly rough incident what a dramatic teen i stg
now, onto the spiciest part. his comrades' reactions.
chūya's jaw was on the floor.
"are you mad? you wanna grow out white hairs faster and don't know how to?"
although he's not really fond of the situation (mainly because he feels sorry for you), he just adapts and grows even more attached to the two of you lmao
he's always regarded you as a close confidant, and now even more so (considering the fact that you could handle dazai, and that was no easy task)
oda shrugged and nodded when dazai told him
not too many reactions, but his slightly curious gaze followed your antics and mannerisms the entire night
"well, i can only hope that you'll stop being so reckless now."
"nice try," you couldn't help but huff. "but i don't think that's gonna be the case with this one."
oda just smiled and patted you on the head.
otherwise, he was neutral about it, but, judging by the warm look present in his eyes whenever the two of you would engage in one of your usual heated discussions, you could say that he at least enjoyed your company
deep inside he was so proud of dazai awww (ಥ ͜ʖಥ)
ango politely smiled and bowed in your direction, urging you to do the same thing (you noticed his eyebrow curve slightly upward, but you chose to ignore it)
"i see, so he's the formal guy."
"yup."
"i'm happy to see that you found someone, dazai."
still, the man's eyebrow remained quirked as he studied you throughout the entire time he stayed there
he was looking for resemblances to your father i'm telling you
— ODA
"you're a little menace, you know that?" he smiles as he gently caresses your damp hair, sliding his big hands down the wet skin of your shoulders and slowly massaging them, soothing the sore muscles in the process. "if your father finds out about this, we're screwed." he says nonchalantly, pulling you into his warm chest regardless, savoring the peace that only the cramped and badly lit bathroom could offer
he insists on keeping it low-key
after all, he isn't exactly mori's favourite yk
when he asked you that you keep quiet about it, you couldn't bite back the fact that you're old enough to make decisions on your own and absolutely do not need to give your father any explanations whatsoever
"i understand, love, although it would be quite funny to see you talk to him like that"
"bet."
"please, don't."
although you two behave normally in public (and it's pretty frustrating to some extent), he makes up for it with soft touches and kisses on the forehead when you guys are in the comfort of your home
literally man doesn't take his hands off of you the moment your apartment door is locked
surprisingly, the whole ordeal lasts
a lot
i mean, as long as it could last, considering what happened to oda
and even though the boss found out much later about the two of you, a young executive, one port mafia secretary and a bunch of kids were overly curious as to how in the world did sakunosuke oda end up with the forbidden fruit of a criminal organization
when oda told him, dazai was genuinely happy
"my, my, such a risk taker, odasaku. i can see why, though."
he was obviously behaving like his normal self, but somehow softer?
definitely sees you as a parent figure as well, so he asked you if you'd be willing to accompany him on errands and other business he's got to do
good luck with that tho bc he's a handful
ango stayed neutral, as he usually would, but he let you take photos with his fancy camera, so you could say that he felt comfortable enough in your presence
"it's good to see that you still got some nerve, keeps you young and fresh, oda."
he couldn't help but throw in a sassy remark, maybe because dazai rubbed off on him a tad bit
and now, the kids
the kids were absolutely ecstatic
they wouldn't let go of you, they all wanted your attention
the boys, kōsuke, katsumi, yū and shinji, wanted to learn more about how the gun you held in your belt loop worked, and sakura asked so many questions about how nightlife looked and felt in yokohama, that it made you dizzy
oda's heart fluttered in his chest at the sight
mori found out about the whole ordeal only after oda's death, when you couldn't bear it anymore and you had to wail somewhere
and that somewhere ended up being in your father's arms, as he gently patted and rubbed soothing circles on your back
it all reminded you of that first moment in the bathtub with oda and you started whimpering a little bit harder against mori's shoulder
this was probably the only time he scolded himself for not listening to dazai, and discarding oda with no second thoughts
say what you want about him, but he wouldn't deny his child all forms of affection alright (take elise as an example, and she's not even his biological daughter)
