Jun 8, 2020
fullmetalpalchemy replied to your post “rav3nsta9 replied to your photo “From my patreon! ~pastel anime beej...”
Aren't there like.. lime flavoured condoms?? The neon colour choices don't have to stop at bubblegum. Roy: Edward. Why is my dick bright blue. Ed: we ran out of regular condoms so I had to use the joke ones Havoc got me as a birthday present Roy: Okay. But. Why is it blue. Ed: blue raspberry flavour Roy: what the actual fuck is a blue raspberry?? Ed: are you gonna let me suck your dick anytime soon or are you just gonna spend all night going: YeS bUt WhY iS iT bLuE
ASDSFDGFHGJHK roy: it clashes with my balls :(
ed, shaking can of spray paint: well lucky you, we can fix that